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  1. #91
    That was raw

  2. #92
    Quote Originally Posted by ChavezYChavez View Post
    Get a life you self-righteous douche bag.
    You should look up irony in the dictionary.

    Self righteous? Really, I'm not the one choosing to wipe my ass with something that is a direct and proven cause of sewer spills and water pollution.

  3. #93
    Quote Originally Posted by Ned Shredly View Post
    You should look up irony in the dictionary.

    Self righteous? Really, I'm not the one choosing to wipe my ass with something that is a direct and proven cause of sewer spills and water pollution.
    Well, I guess we have to agree to disagree. You can worry about all the giant sewer spills caused by the massive invasion of baby wipes, I will worry about the pollution caused by industrial dumping, medical waste, diesel fuel, auto run-off, farm run-off, improper construction drainage, and the occasional super-villain dumping yellow barrels of toxic waist into the ocean on purpose. In the meantime, my a$$ feels good! You want to shut me up? Give me REAL data of at least 5 MAJOR sewer spills (beach closed, fish kill, etc) caused by the evil wet wipe. Remember you cannot include spills caused by the wipe's evil step-father, toilet paper, of which METRIC TONSget flushed every hour across the country.

  4. #94
    Quote Originally Posted by ChavezYChavez View Post
    Well, I guess we have to agree to disagree. You can worry about all the giant sewer spills caused by the massive invasion of baby wipes, I will worry about the pollution caused by industrial dumping, medical waste, diesel fuel, auto run-off, farm run-off, improper construction drainage, and the occasional super-villain dumping yellow barrels of toxic waist into the ocean on purpose. In the meantime, my a$$ feels good! You want to shut me up? Give me REAL data of at least 5 MAJOR sewer spills (beach closed, fish kill, etc) caused by the evil wet wipe. Remember you cannot include spills caused by the wipe's evil step-father, toilet paper, of which METRIC TONSget flushed every hour across the country.
    TP breaks down. Wipes do not.

    http://www.fox16.com/news/story/Flus...v8DgcMJMA.cspx

    http://www.treesfullofmoney.com/?p=1553

    http://www.nacwa.org/?optio...1581&Itemid=28

    30 seconds of google searching.

  5. #95
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    why are guys going crazy over tp??? just like the other ppl going nuts over surf etiquette lol why not just go mexican and put the little trash can next to the toilet and put your TP in there... lol you know, the stinky dirty skid marked stained trashcan that everyone loves??

  6. #96
    No one can deny me my inalienable right to take a dump and clean my bung with wipes. NO ONE! When we surf there are crowds, Shoobies, et al. When I ride my Harley, I get cut off by idiotic cage driving morons. At age 50 with a house full of kids, sex has become a guerrilla war hit and run, do it before we get caught thing. But taking a dump is when I can find the ultimate solace from the real world. Sort of like 15 minutes in the tube. Bliss. Wiping with regular old TP is like dropping in, making a nice bottom turn, seeing that wall line up, then burying a rail and messing the whole thing up.

  7. #97
    I know people who use them. I don't, I usually sh*t clean (95% of the time). Maybe when the kid is born, I may start using them

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    every time i poop, it is such a mess, i just take a shower anyway. So i just poop before i shower

  9. #99
    ive heard about people using baby wipes. I prefer to air dry. I just drop the deuce hard and then air my arse out for 5 minutes on the blow dryer. then I get back to dinner. haha

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    !!!video evidence of why you shouldn't use 'em:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP8biHDh6Wc

    you'll think of this sweet track every time