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  1. #91
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    Forget the Baby wipes! Forget the TP!

    A few years ago i went over to a friends house and had to take a dump, so when i was finished i was looking for the TP in the bathroom- none... no not anything that i could use. I yelled down the hall to ask for something- and he goes "oh- i stopped using TP a while ago... Just use your HAND!!!- i just use my HAND!!!! then i wash my hand off when finished. its a waste to buy TP! you just end up flushing if anyways" lol that was crazy- apparently he went on a surf trip years before and had to do that, and has not turned back! I guess it works... and its not like you cant wash it off... it must stink tho!!!

    A few years after the incident, we went on a surftrip with some other friends... i was paddling out at hobos in PR and he was in the inside snorkeling. I figured that i would freak him out and paddle up behind him and grab his fins... little did i know that he had a trick up his sleeve... as i paddle up and grab his fin he jumps up and turns around and motions for me to paddle away and i see this crazy look in his eyes and he is yelling something through his snorkel- then he points to the brown turds floating close by us.... wouldn't you know that those turds some how made it out into the line up in about 30 min- then about an hour later, i was riding a wave and whipped out, only to come up and get whipped out by one of those stinkin turds... it was not the highlight of the trip... but i can still laugh at it years later! John S- if your reading this- your the man!!!

  2. #92
    Quote Originally Posted by Ned Shredly View Post
    If you use baby wipes or any other wipes, even the "flushable" type, consider yourself partly responsible for our surface waters being as polluted as they are. These wipes are a huge strain on a sewer system. They bind with other solids and have been found directly responsible for thousands of individual sewer spills. The "flushable" type are just that. Flushable. Sure they'll go down the drain, but will remain intact for months.

    Get your head out of you a**. Everything flows downhill. Think beyond what is directly in front of you.
    My head's not up my a$$. But these soothing, cleansing flush-able baby wipes sure are. And... wait for it... down the drain they go. That one was a beaut. Get a life you self-righteous douche bag.

  3. #93
    That was raw

  4. #94
    Quote Originally Posted by ChavezYChavez View Post
    Get a life you self-righteous douche bag.
    You should look up irony in the dictionary.

    Self righteous? Really, I'm not the one choosing to wipe my ass with something that is a direct and proven cause of sewer spills and water pollution.

  5. #95
    Quote Originally Posted by Ned Shredly View Post
    You should look up irony in the dictionary.

    Self righteous? Really, I'm not the one choosing to wipe my ass with something that is a direct and proven cause of sewer spills and water pollution.
    Well, I guess we have to agree to disagree. You can worry about all the giant sewer spills caused by the massive invasion of baby wipes, I will worry about the pollution caused by industrial dumping, medical waste, diesel fuel, auto run-off, farm run-off, improper construction drainage, and the occasional super-villain dumping yellow barrels of toxic waist into the ocean on purpose. In the meantime, my a$$ feels good! You want to shut me up? Give me REAL data of at least 5 MAJOR sewer spills (beach closed, fish kill, etc) caused by the evil wet wipe. Remember you cannot include spills caused by the wipe's evil step-father, toilet paper, of which METRIC TONSget flushed every hour across the country.

  6. #96
    Quote Originally Posted by ChavezYChavez View Post
    Well, I guess we have to agree to disagree. You can worry about all the giant sewer spills caused by the massive invasion of baby wipes, I will worry about the pollution caused by industrial dumping, medical waste, diesel fuel, auto run-off, farm run-off, improper construction drainage, and the occasional super-villain dumping yellow barrels of toxic waist into the ocean on purpose. In the meantime, my a$$ feels good! You want to shut me up? Give me REAL data of at least 5 MAJOR sewer spills (beach closed, fish kill, etc) caused by the evil wet wipe. Remember you cannot include spills caused by the wipe's evil step-father, toilet paper, of which METRIC TONSget flushed every hour across the country.
    TP breaks down. Wipes do not.

    http://www.fox16.com/news/story/Flus...v8DgcMJMA.cspx

    http://www.treesfullofmoney.com/?p=1553

    http://www.nacwa.org/?optio...1581&Itemid=28

    30 seconds of google searching.

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    why are guys going crazy over tp??? just like the other ppl going nuts over surf etiquette lol why not just go mexican and put the little trash can next to the toilet and put your TP in there... lol you know, the stinky dirty skid marked stained trashcan that everyone loves??

  8. #98
    No one can deny me my inalienable right to take a dump and clean my bung with wipes. NO ONE! When we surf there are crowds, Shoobies, et al. When I ride my Harley, I get cut off by idiotic cage driving morons. At age 50 with a house full of kids, sex has become a guerrilla war hit and run, do it before we get caught thing. But taking a dump is when I can find the ultimate solace from the real world. Sort of like 15 minutes in the tube. Bliss. Wiping with regular old TP is like dropping in, making a nice bottom turn, seeing that wall line up, then burying a rail and messing the whole thing up.

  9. #99
    I know people who use them. I don't, I usually sh*t clean (95% of the time). Maybe when the kid is born, I may start using them

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    every time i poop, it is such a mess, i just take a shower anyway. So i just poop before i shower