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    World Peace?

    I think not. Not ever. Supposedly laid back "real" surfers hate on sponges, SUP's, Longboards, skimboards, body surfers, wrong brand, too old, too young, not hip, wrong high school, doesnt live in mom's basement, doesnt get high or shoot heroin.

    So with this type of prejudice in such a "laid back" culture someone who speaks a different language, has different colored skin, or has an abberent religion there is no chance for peace with non "laid back" culture aka KOOKs of America!

    So what is the solution? Its clear to me... its NU-CLEAR!

    So have yourself a nice laid back day and just punch a random stranger in the face.. they may be on the way to COSTCO to get a Foam surf chip.

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    Chuck noris lost his virginity before his dad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cap2nd View Post
    I think not. Not ever. Supposedly laid back "real" surfers hate on sponges, SUP's, Longboards, skimboards, body surfers, wrong brand, too old, too young, not hip, wrong high school, doesnt live in mom's basement, doesnt get high or shoot heroin.

    So with this type of prejudice in such a "laid back" culture someone who speaks a different language, has different colored skin, or has an abberent religion there is no chance for peace with non "laid back" culture aka KOOKs of America!

    So what is the solution? Its clear to me... its NU-CLEAR!

    So have yourself a nice laid back day and just punch a random stranger in the face.. they may be on the way to COSTCO to get a Foam surf chip.
    Looks like you are letting someone ruine your Stoke and thats your own fault.

    Dont trip on what others think and just worry about you and whatu are doing and you should have more stoke than you need and should spread it around.

    Some people hate for no reason cause they feel threatend or are jealous deep down inisde

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    Quote Originally Posted by MATT JOHNSON View Post
    Looks like you are letting someone ruine your Stoke and thats your own fault.

    Dont trip on what others think and just worry about you and whatu are doing and you should have more stoke than you need and should spread it around.

    Some people hate for no reason cause they feel threatend or are jealous deep down inisde
    I think you nailed it Matt haha
    Who cares about what other people think.
    Be happy that you have waves to surf!

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    Plain and simple: gang culture, or primal tribal culture at its worse. "Laid back" is an oxymoron. Lot's of the world's worse people over the course of human history were "laid back."

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    I wish everyone in the line up was Donavon frankrenrieter. He defines laid back surfing

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    Quote Originally Posted by staystoked View Post
    Chuck noris lost his virginity before his dad.
    Hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by cap2nd View Post
    So have yourself a nice laid back day and just punch a random stranger in the face.. they may be on the way to COSTCO to get a Foam surf chip.
    Lets have the costco $129 surfboard discussion after the first summer swell. Those things are going to be dropping (in on you) from the sky like pearl harbor. Sorry bro, but im going to go ahead and apply a little preventative hate to that situation. Its like watching out for that guy in jeans and a carhart on the slopes. Stereotypes; based on reality.

    "surfing isnt a group hug" If some kids punked you then you are hanging out at the wrong break and/or at the wrong time of day. Like Matt said, dont let people kill your stoke. If you are a new face (or an annoying old one) and your stinking things up, expect to hear about it. Thats part of the process in a crowd.

    But... Surfing in crowds isn't necessarily part of the game. Its on you to take some initiative and find an uncrowded spot, and its not hard this time of year. I hate crowds. In the winter its easy, in the summer I have to get more creative, buts its always worth it. Hell, some of the places I surf you could be out on a raft constructed of sups and inflatable bananas and noone is around to call you a kook. Just saying...

    Maybe ill market some "get over it" spray. I have a sick Don Henley song in mind for the commercial.