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  1. #21
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Monmouth County
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    wetting the wettie

    A couple months ago I was surfing my main break.It really wasn't working there so I went to squan for a second session without taking off the suit.Then ,right there in the parking lock I let it go.Felt kind of weird dripping down my leg.I felt like a dirty boy.

  2. #22
    if it's not bothering me too much, i'll hold it so it doesn't smell. If i really have to go, I let it rip. It's kind of hard to go cause everything is all smooshed up. I try to suck in my stomach and pull my wetsuit out around there so I can get a nice air pocket to fill up.

  3. #23
    nah, i save it up to hose down your girlfriend

  4. #24
    im peeing in mine right now

  5. #25
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    MonCo NJ
    Posts
    355
    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy View Post
    I do number 1 all the time but save the number 2 for special occasions. It helps to have some baby wipes in the truck for the after session cleanup. Sorry I had to say it .
    That's the grossest thing I've heard in a while!

  6. #26
    I make a point to pee every session, youre takin water out you gotta give some back, circle of life lion king ****...
    But ****tin in ur suit man thats a no-go. Filth Merchant Stuff

  7. #27
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Rehoboth
    Posts
    270
    I always thought "Pee" as a good Shark repellant .................... so far its been working

  8. #28
    I definitely pee in my suit a looot less than I did back 15-20 years ago when suits were way less sealed and you got flushed a lot more often. I used to do it to warm up back then, too, but now suits keep you so dry I think having water in there at all winds up making me chillier. But when you gotta go, you gotta go.

    I do have an absolutely disgusting story about going #2 in my suit once, but I'll spare you all the details. The surf was so good I just couldn't get out and I somehow rationalized it in my head and did it. Just take my advice: don't do it. It was not worth it.

  9. #29
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Brick Township, New Jersey, United States
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    Quote Originally Posted by ragdolling View Post
    I do have an absolutely disgusting story about going #2 in my suit once, but I'll spare you all the details. The surf was so good I just couldn't get out and I somehow rationalized it in my head and did it. Just take my advice: don't do it. It was not worth it.

    hahah so nasty. ive had close calls like that before tho. at s-turns, i was surfing with my buddy and had to go. so i waited til the last second and then started driving with my buddy up and down that road on the coast looking for a freaking bathroom. i kind of made it. kind of

  10. #30
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Central NJ
    Posts
    245
    Never shat in my suit thankfully....., in-suit wet farts linger bad enough..., I can only hope it never happens, this is another reason not to eat Taco Bell pre session....