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  1. #1

    Got new board: FLATNESS

    I just got a sick little fish and of course, no waves to be had yet and it doesn't look like anything within a week and a half atleast. Please hurricane gods send the SE swell! I'm not asking for much as long as its got some juice like that last noreaster. /Rant

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    some say you can appease the hurricane gods and bring on a thumping ground swell by sacrificing a virgin on the beach at midnight on a full moon high tide. unfortunately, that's not an option here in CB because there really aren't any virgins left...perhaps there are some wherever you live?

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    haha hanna, no virgins here either. sacrifices are good though. take all your broken surfboards, broken leashes, surf mags, and any other surf related stuff you would like to burn to the back yard. add some gas, then add fire, and you have a great surf sacrifice going down. waves usually take 4 to 10 days to show up depending on the sentimental value of what was burned

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    I'm right there too, brand new retro fish and no decent waves to get a feel for it, east coast blues

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    sacrificing a never ridden, new board, will result in a tropical low forming of the west coast of africa. 95% of the time, it works every time

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    So basically we can blame the lack of swell on idiot and toddzilla!? Patience is all...I just got a new 9'2 noserider so small action is fine by me right now...by Friday should be able to enjoy the fish...I will have (2) 6'8 epoxy hybrid fish for sale by then too. Brand new!!

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    Invest 91 woohoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by idiot View Post
    Invest 91 woohoo!
    shhhhh. remember the first rule of Fight Club.

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    September will be here before we know it. 4 more weeks....It'll turn on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by idiot View Post
    Invest 91 woohoo!
    this is all it took to jinx that swell. you're off the hook this time idiot, but let this be a lesson to us all