Shook my office enough to knock stuff off the shelves and cause a little structural damage : ) yee haw wheres my tsunami now!!

Shook my office enough to knock stuff off the shelves and cause a little structural damage : ) yee haw wheres my tsunami now!!
I was taking a **** in my office building when everything started shaking, it was pretty damn scary.
The ride was too short, I want my money back!
Just my laundry machine. Everybody chill.
Felt it in DC
House shook in Atlantic City. Too bad I had just gotten out of the water. Ha!
You made this statement either tongue-in-cheek or post-pre-frontal-lobotomy. If the latter, this has to be the goober jones quote of the month.
As someone who's been in Christchurch (avg between 4 - 12 large aftershocks per night), I can assure you that absolutely no one, ever, "may even start to enjoy it."