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  1. #21
    If you and your friends come sit on top of me while I am surfing alone, you are a kook

    If you put other people in danger with disregard of etiquette, you are a kook

    If you start fights while surfing, you are a kook.

    If you make a scene and can't shut the F*ck up in the water, you are a kook.

    If you don't respect the locals and each other in general- you are a kook.

    If you make more jokes than turns in a session, you are a kook.

    however...
    If you look like a dweeb and are on a cheesy board, then you are probably just a Barney.

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by leethestud View Post
    If you and your friends come sit on top of me while I am surfing alone, you are a kook

    If you put other people in danger with disregard of etiquette, you are a kook

    If you start fights while surfing, you are a kook.

    If you make a scene and can't shut the F*ck up in the water, you are a kook.

    If you don't respect the locals and each other in general- you are a kook.

    If you make more jokes than turns in a session, you are a kook.

    however...
    If you look like a dweeb and are on a cheesy board, then you are probably just a Barney.
    Lee, this my favorite thing you've ever said.

  3. #23
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Kenai Peninsula, Alaska
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    Quote Originally Posted by zach619 View Post
    There is nothing better than seeing dozens of tourists, snapping photos of you surfing.
    wow. just wow.

  4. #24
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Norfolk, VA
    Posts
    396
    Kook - Someone who doesn't seek to learn the rules of etiquette.

    Douchebag - Someone who knows the rules of etiquette, but believe they don't pertain to him for whatever reason.

  5. #25
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
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    East Coaster
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    167
    Quote Originally Posted by leethestud View Post
    If you and your friends come sit on top of me while I am surfing alone, you are a kook

    If you put other people in danger with disregard of etiquette, you are a kook

    If you start fights while surfing, you are a kook.

    If you make a scene and can't shut the F*ck up in the water, you are a kook.

    If you don't respect the locals and each other in general- you are a kook.

    If you make more jokes than turns in a session, you are a kook.

    however...
    If you look like a dweeb and are on a cheesy board, then you are probably just a Barney.
    SPOT ON! Awesome

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Etl1692 View Post
    SPOT ON! Awesome
    This one says it all! I used to think I was a kook when I first started 21 yrs ago but actually I just didnt know what I was doing. (Barney). Now, the kook is the bt- head in the water like this list.