What makes a kook a kook?

[leethestud]

If you and your friends come sit on top of me while I am surfing alone, you are a kook

If you put other people in danger with disregard of etiquette, you are a kook

If you start fights while surfing, you are a kook.

If you make a scene and can't shut the F*ck up in the water, you are a kook.

If you don't respect the locals and each other in general- you are a kook.

If you make more jokes than turns in a session, you are a kook.

however...
If you look like a dweeb and are on a cheesy board, then you are probably just a Barney.

[GnarActually]

If you and your friends come sit on top of me while I am surfing alone, you are a kook

If you put other people in danger with disregard of etiquette, you are a kook

If you start fights while surfing, you are a kook.

If you make a scene and can't shut the F*ck up in the water, you are a kook.

If you don't respect the locals and each other in general- you are a kook.

If you make more jokes than turns in a session, you are a kook.

however...
If you look like a dweeb and are on a cheesy board, then you are probably just a Barney.

Lee, this my favorite thing you've ever said.

[cresto4]

There is nothing better than seeing dozens of tourists, snapping photos of you surfing.

wow. just wow.

[Ray F.]

Kook - Someone who doesn't seek to learn the rules of etiquette.

Douchebag - Someone who knows the rules of etiquette, but believe they don't pertain to him for whatever reason.

[Etl1692]

If you and your friends come sit on top of me while I am surfing alone, you are a kook

If you put other people in danger with disregard of etiquette, you are a kook

If you start fights while surfing, you are a kook.

If you make a scene and can't shut the F*ck up in the water, you are a kook.

If you don't respect the locals and each other in general- you are a kook.

If you make more jokes than turns in a session, you are a kook.

however...
If you look like a dweeb and are on a cheesy board, then you are probably just a Barney.

SPOT ON! Awesome

[Alvin]

SPOT ON! Awesome

This one says it all! I used to think I was a kook when I first started 21 yrs ago but actually I just didnt know what I was doing. (Barney). Now, the kook is the bt- head in the water like this list.