testies miserable

[eppeldaa]

My testies are miserbale in my spring suit. They ride up and divide my ball sack into two halves making it hard to enjoy the surf or to pay attention. So I tug on the legs and pull them down and then it's okay until I get busy paddling and cathing the next wave. Then slowly, sometimes rapidly it rises again to paralyze and divide my manhood.
Do i have the wrong size suit or is this normal for spring suits?
Am I just too well hung?
I'd like to wear it more often but when I'm chilly i must wear a full suit.

peace chicken grease

[joenottoast]

i dont think having a big nutsack is considered being well hung, but i think you should make an effort to keep the whole unit on one side or the other. when the suit constricts, you might have to adjust a little but it will keep you from getting some kind of crazy ballbag wedgie

[ziptiespec]

Why not try a pair of rashguard shorts under the suit?

[MAvery003]

Similar thing happened to me a few times in my new 4/3 wetsuit when first entering the water...pressure was craaaazy. Try getting some air/water down there by pulling on the neck of your suit. That worked for me...good luck to you and your boys.

[pkovo]

Your suit is the wrong size, or that brand may just be a bad fit for you. The suit is cut for someone with a shorter torso.

There's a lot of variation in the cut from brand to brand in the same size range. The stretchier the neoprene, the more forgiving it will be.

[MDSurfer]

One alternative would be emasculation.