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  1. #11
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Monmouth Beach, NJ
    Posts
    2,577
    I just doused my beater in lighter fluid and threw a match at it... but it's so waterlogged it refused to burn.

  2. #12

    Praise the Laird

    Dear deluded surfers in Southeastern NC: I will ride your ****ty board, and trade you a ****ty board of my own that you may do with what you wish.

    Call me

  3. #13
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Ocean City, MD
    Posts
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    Historically, it won't work unless you sacrifice your favorite board.

  4. #14
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    illmington
    Posts
    167
    i just put my best fins in the microwave, on high, for ten minutes. they popped and sparked and caught fire. definitely a good sacrifice

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by havanasand View Post
    True. I've got a 5/4 and just bought a 3/3 that will probably get me thru this winter temps down to about 43. I'm thinking we are in a La Nina pattern this winter but I'm sure some meteorologist or climatologist who trolls the board will correct my assumptions. I didnt look at the .gif but if that purple blob and surrounding area is current then PR will be getting biiiiggggggg.
    I use a 5/4/3 in the mid 30's, youll be fine

  6. #16

    U need help.

    Quote Originally Posted by headhigh View Post
    that should help for sure! ive got a matuse 4/3/2 smoldering out back. im about to kill this forty, grab my aviso, and get to smashing both. carbon fiber: looks good, strong, and goes up like i tinder bundle! yah!
    1st, get a GF.

    2nd, find another hobby.

    3rd, be friendly to OUR environment and if u r a “REAL” surfer, that means stop burning **** that doesn’t have to be? Seriously, ur a kook?

    Last, get a GF.

    Flat spells allows us people from planet earth some time to get chores done and book a ticket south. Do you have your ticket?

    Enough of your witch craft weirdo activities...

  7. #17
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    wb and you can find me at crystal and sweetwater and all over wb.
    Posts
    1,538
    at least you guys can surf when theres waves. im out of commission for at least 4 months after having knee surgery.

  8. #18
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    illmington
    Posts
    167
    Quote Originally Posted by OBlove View Post
    1st, get a GF.

    2nd, find another hobby.

    3rd, be friendly to OUR environment and if u r a “REAL” surfer, that means stop burning **** that doesn’t have to be? Seriously, ur a kook?

    Last, get a GF.

    Flat spells allows us people from planet earth some time to get chores done and book a ticket south. Do you have your ticket?

    Enough of your witch craft weirdo activities...
    who needs a girlfriend when you can breath the fumes from a burning wetsuit? and dont worry, i love the environment. i take all the burnt surfboard scraps, broken glass and melted wetsuit rubber and return them to their rightful place in the ocean

  9. #19
    Real surfers are about leaving the biggest carbon footprint possible. Screw the environment, burn the globe with jet fuel!!!