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  1. #21
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    what you fail to realize is that if jersey could, it would separate itself from north jersey and south jersey. from sports teams, accents, and things called water ice vs italian ices. there are stark differences even within NJ's borders.
    Last edited by DaMook; Mar 3, 2012 at 12:18 PM.

  2. #22
    We almost moved to N Carolina. Nice place but the schools in the south ranked very poorly compared to the North East. It's also funny to note that no one hates Jersey Guido/ Bennies more than surfers and locales from the beach...when they say "going down to the shore" it gives us douche chills.

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    "I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a ****!n' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fu(ker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."



    They say we smell? Yeah, we do. NJ smells like ASS. on the turnpike, between exits 14 and 17. that's like, 5 percent of the entire state.. bayonne, port newark, and secaucus. and the surrounding areas. that's it. the majority of the state smells like trees. because the majority of the state is trees. in fact, three of new jersey's cities rank in the countries top 10 least polluted cities. So shove it.
    What else? giants, jets, nets, and of course the devils. they're better than you. so shut the **** up. and we have more yankee fans than new york city. come to jersey with a sox hat on .. i dare you.

    To sum up new jersey. yeah, most of the stereotypes are true, probably for about 5 percent of the state. the rest of the state is beautiful. and yeah, we hate you. we love ourselves. wanna know why? because all you *****es hate us. how would you feel if the other 49 states spent all their time talking ****? we deserve to be our own country cause we're that cool.
    southerner visiting new jersey: "whoa, this state moves too fast for me."
    jerseyian: "yo, fu(k you, go grow some corn."

    new yorker visiting new jersey: "i can't believe you guys think you're beter than us."
    jerseyian: :: punches new yorker in the face ::

    pennsylvanian visiting new jersey" "haha, you guys smell."
    jerseyian: "fu(k you, you're a hick."

    Jersey keeps it real
    Last edited by marksharky; Mar 3, 2012 at 12:51 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMook View Post
    what you fail to realize is that if jersey could, it would separate itself from north jersey and south jersey. from sports teams, accents, and things called water ice vs italian ices. there are stark differences even within NJ's borders.
    Haha...very well said.

  5. #25
    I tried to make this argument awhile back, glad to see others feel the same way. And GnarActually you sound like some cyber superiority complex d-bag. Sorry we all don't have the time or the lack of a life to be senior members.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marksharky View Post
    "I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a ****!n' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fu(ker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."



    They say we smell? Yeah, we do. NJ smells like ASS. on the turnpike, between exits 14 and 17. that's like, 5 percent of the entire state.. bayonne, port newark, and secaucus. and the surrounding areas. that's it. the majority of the state smells like trees. because the majority of the state is trees. in fact, three of new jersey's cities rank in the countries top 10 least polluted cities. So shove it.
    What else? giants, jets, nets, and of course the devils. they're better than you. so shut the **** up. and we have more yankee fans than new york city. come to jersey with a sox hat on .. i dare you.

    To sum up new jersey. yeah, most of the stereotypes are true, probably for about 5 percent of the state. the rest of the state is beautiful. and yeah, we hate you. we love ourselves. wanna know why? because all you *****es hate us. how would you feel if the other 49 states spent all their time talking ****? we deserve to be our own country cause we're that cool.
    southerner visiting new jersey: "whoa, this state moves too fast for me."
    jerseyian: "yo, fu(k you, go grow some corn."

    new yorker visiting new jersey: "i can't believe you guys think you're beter than us."
    jerseyian: :: punches new yorker in the face ::

    pennsylvanian visiting new jersey" "haha, you guys smell."
    jerseyian: "fu(k you, you're a hick."

    Jersey keeps it real
    Hahahaha....I like it!


    I love surfing all the different breaks with my friends who are locals @ each break from Hatteras to NY. The individual's of each area are unique & many times very different, but each offers something different that the MAJORITY of the time makes the session, trip better than a regular session @ home.

  7. #27
    I completely agree with this poster. I hate being associated with Jersey down here in MD.

  8. #28
    keep the guidos in joisey everything will be alright. You love joisey I respect that. Just stay there and surf those filthy breaks.

  9. #29
    Another point you won't see nc tags in joisey. But o my god do we see joisey tags in OBX. That should tell ya something.

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    I asked about this years ago.

    NJ


    DELMARVA


    VAB/OBX


    Pretty simple.