Micha!!!! This is NOT FUNNY!
I trust you are diligently working on getting us something over waist high, please get back to us when you rectify the situation.

wbsurfer: Sorry dude, but we need to burn that board. We'll use Piping Plovers and Oystercatchers as kindling and burn it on top of a turtle nest. I'll pick you up when I get off work.

To our Northern brethren: Hopefully this doesn't happen to you folks too. Someone on this coast needs to get some.