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  1. #11
    No one ever questions diarrhea, there just like "go... out.. go home"

  2. #12
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    I'm the boss.....so I call employees in saying things like "I have boss things to do."

    They get paid by the hour and none of them surf......so my Karma is still in check.

  3. #13
    skipped class one day to surf. forgot i had a presentation that day. realized that night i was supposed to present that day so the next day I told the professor the water pump on my truck (which i fixed like 2 days prior to this) went and i got stuck at home. I showed him the receipt and ended up not having to present and got an automatic A. Lightening dosent usually strike twice so im never trying that one again.

  4. #14
    a buddy of mine told his boss he had a rectal exam he forgot about. Come to find out his bosses wife was a proctologist. So, yeah, that didn't go over well.

    somehow I've had to put my dog down 3 times in the past 4 years. SOB just won't go down

  5. #15
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    I use my kids for my tardiness due to surfing. My kid has a dental appointment, my kid is sick and I need to stay home with her, I got the bug thanks to my kids and need a day off to recover (24hr Stomach Virus).

    Bye they way, good thread topic.

  6. #16
    Being the boss, the only one you have to explain your absence to is yourself. Thus arises the issue of guilt. Should I be surfing or earning money. Living on the east coast though, this is an easy one. GET THE WAVES WHENEVER THEY'RE THERE.

  7. #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDZ View Post
    Being the boss, the only one you have to explain your absence to is yourself. Thus arises the issue of guilt. Should I be surfing or earning money. Living on the east coast though, this is an easy one. GET THE WAVES WHENEVER THEY'RE THERE.
    You know it! I even thought about calling someone in for this morning......I decide to not, then worried about it all night. When I checked the surf this morning, I was relieved to know that I made the right call.

    And my good surf Karma is kicking too....I have tomorrow off and the forecast best time to surf is between 10am-11am......prefect, I can sleep in too! WooooooWhooooo!

    PS No guilt here, I've earned it....my phone rings randomly at 2AM for crazy work stuff.....boss=head **** catcher.