May 21, 2012, 09:15 PM
One single question
In order to simplify things, I have combined every thread I've ever read on this board into one simple question.
What the best wetsuit to wear when you're surfing stoned at night after eating pizza with Gruvi during an overhyped hurricane swell and a stupid kook/benny- you know, that guy who relies on the forecast 'cause he's too f-in lazy to check the conditions himself - drops in on you, dings your board and you have to take a dump but don't have any baby wipes?
May 21, 2012, 09:36 PM
No wetsuit necessary. You'll be naked becasue your stoned and it's nighttime. BTW - Nice Gruvi reference.
May 21, 2012, 09:39 PM
The baby wipes thread was all time. My youngest kid graduated from diapers like a year ago I have to say I miss having those things handy for when that not-so-fresh feeling strikes.
May 21, 2012, 09:47 PM
That my friend, is some funny stuff...
May 21, 2012, 09:53 PM
Originally Posted by ragdolling
(But you left out SJB. I hope he replies to this)
May 21, 2012, 10:00 PM
def a 6/5/4, especially if it's mid-august...you ain't baked unless your literally baking and while your baking, Gruvi's wife will be making the pizza pie with a wonderful topping of foreskin shaped into the psi logo. Luckily after eating all that goodness, the waves will be triple OH, and it will be time to paddle out without a leash...the cheese and foreskin should bind you up enough that you won't need the baby wipes. Hope this answers your question.
May 21, 2012, 10:25 PM
May 21, 2012, 10:26 PM
stay above it! stay above the weather!!!
May 21, 2012, 11:35 PM
You're killing me!
Originally Posted by Koki Barrels
Edit: What do you think about tomorrow?
Last edited by Erock; May 21, 2012 at 11:36 PM.
May 21, 2012, 11:48 PM