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    Man it's flat,

    (to which you respond, "how flat is it"?) then we say {add your wittiest retort}....

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    yo mama so flat, last time she seen a titty was in a KFC bucket....

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    Yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house!
    yo mama so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

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    Yo mamma's teeth so yellow the bish spits buttah

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    Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu

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    Yo mommas so fat ....her belt size is equator

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    Yo mamma so dumb she saw a sign that said "Disneyland: Left." So the bish went home.

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    Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

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    Yo mamma so stupid she axed for a price check at the 99-cent store