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    A suggestion for all the cry babies, just do dawn patrol and you wont to have to worry about newbee's...but then you wont have anything to whine about..
    Anyone learning how to surf should respect the rules and we all should read "the surfers code". Just like any sport, its a community and culture and being a D**K is not part of it. http://www.amazon.com/Surfers-Code-S.../dp/1423622278

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    Quote Originally Posted by macgregorsmith View Post
    I gotta chime in here... Some may find me in the wrong, some may side with me...
    I recently went for a surf.. realized when I got there I had forgot my leash... Only reason being that my last session, my leash broke, and I forgot to put another one on. I get to the beach and realize I forgot it, but F that, I'm not going back home or missing this session. It was only about waist high or so. There are like 3 guys out at this particular spot and it has a kinda small take off zone.
    We are all trading waves and I'm hooting for the other dudes as they go by when i'm paddling back out and stuff. No one has anything to say about me not having a leash. I am a very competent surfer and have what I think are very good morals and feel for the rules of the line up. Two younger than me locals who think they own this spot are out. They are kinda douchy but I pay no attention. One of the kids will take off on any and all waves just so others cant have them. To this I don't care much. He claims I dropped in on him, and I pay no attention. Then on my way back out to the line up after a wave, the kids buddy on a finless log comes cruising down the line and decides to do a wave face 360 and falls directly in front of me. I go for the duck dive but realize theres no way im getting under this ***. I ditch and swim down. My board ends up about 5 feet from me.. Exactly where it would have been even if I had a leash. The kid comes up and is all agro, like dude you have no leash and you ditched your board. His own board hit him in the head and cut him... Then he claims it was my board, because his finless board couldn't possible have cut his head. Then tells me I was paddling out wrong heading for the shoulder, and that I should have gone for the white water. When in reality if he didn't decide to do his dumb 360 he would have gone right by and I would have ducked the white water. They proceed to tell me this is my first time surfing here... (not true in the least) That I dropped in on his buddy five times already(also not true) and that I can barely pump down the line. (also very far from the truth). I reply yes, this is my first surf and I have never been here and keep surfing.
    Yes, I should have had a leash.. Would it have made a difference, no. Would this *** still have fallen in front of me and had his own board hit him in the head, yes. This kid pissed me off, but I didn't let him see it. And the worst part is that everyone knows these kids and their dad who also thinks he is some very entitled ****er. so some guy paddles up to me after and goes, I don't care whether you are right or wrong, but you know who those kids are, right? I know who they are, but do not care. The only reason it bothers me is because I just don't want to be looked down on by the other surfers out there, because of some asshole kid who knows more people than me's story. I put in a **** load of time in the water, not just at this spot but all spots. That **** aint cool.
    How should I feel about this one?

    You think you got it bad?!?!?! Check out the hard core MFers I had to deal with today. If you see these guys on your wave just steer clear.

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    here we go again, summer kook thread revival

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    Does anyone else get the 'Fitness Singles' pop-up Add on here. That chick with the yellow board under her arm has phenomenal boobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChavezYChavez View Post
    Does anyone else get the 'Fitness Singles' pop-up Add on here. That chick with the yellow board under her arm has phenomenal boobs.
    Yes to both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChavezYChavez View Post
    Swellinfo Mod,
    Anyway you can get me the html code for downloading the data from the NOYA thread? I intend to copyright it (Sorry Lee) and turn it into a great novel on surf culture. It'll have chapters:
    Preface: The Lee/Yankee feud of early 2012
    Intro: The History of the Onslaught of Memorial Day Mainland People and Their Effects on the 'Regular' Surfer
    Chapter 1: Lee/Pump/Earl vs. Kyle the Self-Righteous
    Chapter 2: Yankee hijacks Thread to Bash Lee
    Chapter 3: Lee gets 1000 posts on Swellinfo. Quits Swellinfo. Now Has 1300 Posts
    Chapter 4: Idiot Surfs With Knife Strapped to Leg, Gets Called out for being a D-Bag
    Chapter 5: Somehow Trayvon Martin takes Over The Thread
    Chapter 6: Earl of Funk/Duke of Cool Changes Name to Chavez Because he Realizes He is Not an Earl and he is No Longer Cool.
    Chapter 7: One Year Anniversary Revival. See Intro. For Reason
    Chapter 8: Guy Harassed By Loser Locals. Gets Advice to Use Prison Justice on Alpha Dog
    Chapter 9: Those Who Gave Said Advice Get Bashed for Being Violent. (We'll Call This The 'No Sense of Humor' Chapter)
    Prologue: New Jersey vs. The Rest of the Country
    could be an interesting read, but the english teacher/literature nerd in me needs to point out that the prologue comes at the beginning of a book, not the end. should be the "epilogue". sorry. nerdgasm over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by njsurfer42 View Post
    could be an interesting read, but the english teacher/literature nerd in me needs to point out that the prologue comes at the beginning of a book, not the end. should be the "epilogue". sorry. nerdgasm over.
    Jeez. You got a lot of time on your hands, slick!

    You may have neglected the Gruvi craze...? And the people who were 'inspired' by South Jetty Bill? And the admin moderator, whatever his name was, from NJ who couldn't spell? Or the numerous feuds with The Gnome. And how, oh how, could you leave the NJshredmachine off of your rough draft...?!

    My humble request is to leave me outta your book or whatever your ting-ting is. Limited readership, know what I mean sport coat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MFitz73 View Post
    Lee, is your avatar pic a picture of andy irons? has no one called you out on that?
    what do you have a man crush on him?

    I guess you're just light in loafers huh Lee?

    no one owes you anything... especially ai.
    And all these years I thought that was a picture of Stud on a Hawaii trip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by njsurfer42 View Post
    could be an interesting read, but the english teacher/literature nerd in me needs to point out that the prologue comes at the beginning of a book, not the end. should be the "epilogue". sorry. nerdgasm over.
    Possibly the best grammar correction ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    And the admin moderator, whatever his name was, from NJ who couldn't spell?
    Matt Johnson? He was funny as hell and a good poster, but I remember that some of the NJ guys called him out that his surf reports were a bit overrated
    Last edited by McLovin; May 25, 2013 at 08:42 AM.