Are you married? If not, I have a great/steady income, am in pretty good shape and surf pretty damn good for a 47 yo.....
LMAO! Nice pitch dude. For real, I like how you just put it all out there. But it's not what your thinking....I don't bring home tons of porn. I don't need it, I don't even like it....I'm fun enough without it. I simply care about protecting the minority from the majority. I feel my job is more about the constitutional rights of others, than about promoting porn.
I am with someone but not married. He's gonna have to play his cards right if he wants that.....Nevertheless, I am ALWAYS faithful. There is NOTHING sexy about being unfaithful to other or to yourself.
O' damn it.....I was having so much fun and then I got all serious again.