Are you married? If not, I have a great/steady income, am in pretty good shape and surf pretty damn good for a 47 yo.....
LMAO! Nice pitch dude. For real, I like how you just put it all out there. But it's not what your thinking....I don't bring home tons of porn. I don't need it, I don't even like it....I'm fun enough without it. I simply care about protecting the minority from the majority. I feel my job is more about the constitutional rights of others, than about promoting porn.
I am with someone but not married. He's gonna have to play his cards right if he wants that.....Nevertheless, I am ALWAYS faithful. There is NOTHING sexy about being unfaithful to other or to yourself.
O' damn it.....I was having so much fun and then I got all serious again.
I'm not Hawaiian, but I can tell you my board is long and THICK! Now really, I'm talking about my board....it's like 40 pounds.....and it surfs like a dream.
I seriously have no desire to short board. My goals are to hang 5, 10, heels, and stand on my head. I'd like to learn all the graceful things. I'd also like to get into tandem surfing (when I get good enough to not hurt my partner).
And then there is kiteboarding....that's the next epic step for me.
who knows. as you are aware, surfing it a tough game and can be dangerous. it also requires a huge amount of dedication to get decent. Alot of women don't want to put in the time. Add in super cold winter temps up here in the mid-atlantic and the dainty ones drop out fast.