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    Attention Summer Surfers

    Hey dudes, welcome back to the seashore. I would like to ax you somethings if you don't mind.

    1. Could y'all spread out? Don't crowd together. I'm not talking about summer surfing spots during lifegaurd hours, I'm talking off-hours.

    2. Hey if you are a novice, then don't go out at the best spots. Work your way up the ladder, eses.

    3. HEY YOU AGGRO DUDES.......Paddling all around.....one minute your over there......next minute you're over here......CALM DOWN.......Stake a claim to an area and stay there. If you are thirty yards south of me, DO NOT paddle over to me if a few mushburgers pop up in front of me. Leave your attitudes somewhere else. You surf three months a year, you don't have any right to paddle around like you own the place. GAWD !!!!

    4. Be excellent to each other. Be nice.....be friendly....even to the shreddah number ones who think they are cool, like Rob Kelly. Kill them with kindness. Man, that would be cool if Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure could really happen to me.

    5. Please leave Labor Day. No hanging around in September, ok.

    Thanks y'all. Yo, Erock !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthSeawallWill View Post
    Paddling all around.....one minute your over there......next minute you're over here......CALM DOWN.......Stake a claim to an area and stay there. If you are thirty yards south of me, DO NOT paddle over to me if a few mushburgers pop up in front of me.
    What do you want referees with out of bound chalk lines! cmon man, if your a surfer that sits in one place the whole time thats your problem. Tides change, swells shift, sand moves around. Stuff happens out there and you almost always need to adjust accordingly. I will paddle circles as much as I need to, get over your self...Happy 4th!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniffer View Post
    What do you want referees with out of bound chalk lines! cmon man, if your a surfer that sits in one place the whole time thats your problem. Tides change, swells shift, sand moves around. Stuff happens out there and you almost always need to adjust accordingly. I will paddle circles as much as I need to, get over your self...Happy 4th!
    MR SNIFFER.......NON !!!!!! You will stay where you are. Do not paddle over in front of me or KARATE CHOP !!!!

    Hey you eating fish tacos at Lex Mex this summer......Yeah dog......

    Remember Mr. Sniffer, I will always be there for you if you need to eradicate those North Jersey types......Remember Mr. Sniffer, "I'll be there........I'll be there.........Just call my name and I'll be there."

    Staright up......man. Leeward in the house........

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthSeawallWill View Post
    MR SNIFFER.......NON !!!!!! You will stay where you are. Do not paddle over in front of me or KARATE CHOP !!!!

    Hey you eating fish tacos at Lex Mex this summer......Yeah dog......

    Remember Mr. Sniffer, I will always be there for you if you need to eradicate those North Jersey types......Remember Mr. Sniffer, "I'll be there........I'll be there.........Just call my name and I'll be there."

    Staright up......man. Leeward in the house........
    HaHa If only i knew it was SJB...good talking to ya. Time to wolf down a burger and a beer a two, smell ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniffer View Post
    HaHa If only i knew it was SJB...good talking to ya. Time to wolf down a burger and a beer a two, smell ya!
    Nicknames for William are Bill and Will. He went from SouthJettyBill to NorthSeawallWill.. I feel silly having to explain this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by idsmashh View Post
    Nicknames for William are Bill and Will. He went from SouthJettyBill to NorthSeawallWill.. I feel silly having to explain this...
    Thanks idsmashh, your a peach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthSeawallWill View Post
    MR SNIFFER.......NON !!!!!! You will stay where you are. Do not paddle over in front of me or KARATE CHOP !!!!

    Hey you eating fish tacos at Lex Mex this summer......Yeah dog......

    Remember Mr. Sniffer, I will always be there for you if you need to eradicate those North Jersey types......Remember Mr. Sniffer, "I'll be there........I'll be there.........Just call my name and I'll be there."

    Staright up......man. Leeward in the house........
    Lex Mex is some of the worst "mexican" food you can get in the area of LBI

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthSeawallWill View Post
    MR SNIFFER.......NON !!!!!! You will stay where you are. Do not paddle over in front of me or KARATE CHOP !!!!

    Hey you eating fish tacos at Lex Mex this summer......Yeah dog......

    Remember Mr. Sniffer, I will always be there for you if you need to eradicate those North Jersey types......Remember Mr. Sniffer, "I'll be there........I'll be there.........Just call my name and I'll be there."

    Staright up......man. Leeward in the house........
    Stay off leeward ave son. Dats my joint yo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by backside hack View Post
    Stay off leeward ave son. Dats my joint yo!
    It's all yours man.......I haven't been in that neck of the woods for years.

    Though I do like that area in the winter........ahh the memories.

    Somebody eat some Panzones for me....

    Who's going to take me out dancing at The Ketch this summer? I have a new dress and I want to show it off.

    Say hi to the police up there for me too.......I just loved getting pulled over there. " Do you have any marijuana in your car, sir.......do you mind if we check?" Yeah I mind. "Sir we are going to call a K-9 unit" Go ahead, I love dogs. HAHA the memories.........

    ATTENTION DARK BARRELS: ok dude.........you start an internet battle and now they are for children. I agree, but no one who starts shoot with me will meet me in person, And I've told people I'm only 4'8".......95 pounds.....and a pacifist.

    I am done arguing with people on this site........meet me or shut yos mouths. And I don't want to fight I just want to talk, in person

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthSeawallWill View Post
    It's all yours man....Say hi to the police up there for me too.......I just loved getting pulled over there. " Do you have any marijuana in your car, sir.......do you mind if we check?" Yeah I mind. "Sir we are going to call a K-9 unit" Go ahead, I love dogs. HAHA the memories.........
    i like your police story there,i have many alike lol.i love dogs too,so fuk u buddy!!cheers