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  1. #1
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    Meet me at my break

    "Meet me at my break and we'll surf together"

    Is this a threat or an invitation? People keep saying this on here and I don't quite understand it. Some sort of surf fight? Or are you guys really just gonna hang out and surf together cuz that sounds pretty fun.

    I would love to see the awkward confrontation between a couple internet tough guys meeting at Kook street and Cool Guy Ave then whip out their Iphones and start bashing each other on SI right next to each other. Probably wouldn't even get in the water because they forgot their rashguards.

    Wheres YourDirtyMomma? She's gone and SJB reincarnate shows up? Maybe she isn't the jilted porn princess we all know and love.

    SJB/NSW... Welcome back it really has been kinda dry around here without you but I miss you like I miss a mosquito bite. It feels good for a while then it turns into a bloody scab..... We just broke the skin.

    If I could resurrect anyone from this forum's past it would be our entreprenuer friend PHYSIX. That kid wouldn't give up.

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    "PORN PRINCESS?!" That's Queen to you!

    LOL....I'm just kidding. I'm not really a porn anything....except supplier....dealer. Good to hear I'm loved

    Should I feel jilted? And by who or what?

    I was working on my house inland....AGAIN! I swear SJB/NSW and I are different people.....either that or I've been having some really creepy conversations with myself.
    Last edited by yourdirtymomma; Jul 2, 2012 at 06:34 PM.

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    O' and if I ever say "meet me at my break" it's because I want to have the pleasure of surfing together......or at least getting you to carry my board down for me

    So "meet me at my break!".....be sure to bring snacks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yourdirtymomma View Post
    "PORN PRINCESS?!" That's Queen to you!

    LOL....I'm just kidding. I'm not really a porn anything....except supplier....dealer. Good to hear I'm loved

    Should I feel jilted? And by who or what?

    I was working on my house inland....AGAIN! I swear SJB/NSW and I are different people.....either that or I've been having some really creepy conversations with myself.
    I'm sorry my queen. I'll bite and agree that you're not the same person.

    Jilted by boy #1 who taught you how to surf but disappeared, right? Maybe I'm mixed up... the AC in my office has been out all day and it was about 89* when I wrote that.

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    No, no, no....you are right....guess I forgot to be jilted.

    One boy lost + Started surfing = I win!

    "Jilted Porn Queen" it is! LMAO!

    Now I better be careful about over posting.....I don't want ihatelongboarders to feel even more threatened by me.

    Actually, you know what.....ihatelongboarders is a bodyboarder.....I could hardly believe my eyes! O' my frickin eyes.

    ihatelongboarders.....meet me at my break....I will be nice and push you on my longboard.
    Last edited by yourdirtymomma; Jul 2, 2012 at 06:52 PM.

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    Actually I don't say, "meet me at my break." I don't want these dweebs floundering around there. I use the "meet at my break" thing as a way to try and thwart the insults. So, if somebody FOLLOWS ME AROUND AND READS EVRYTHING I WRITE, yet still throws insults my way.......then by all means, I invite them to meet me in person in Camden, Philly, or Atlantic City.

    Maybe I should pick other spots cause I do have an advantage there. For one thing, most white boys are scared of Camden. So they usually back off after that. I'm no tough guy, though all of my old associates were. I've been fighting this line between the nice suburban boy and the inner-city, drug thug for years.

    My point is.........I will say what I write in person to anyone. Most of these guys wouldn't. I am not an internet tough guy.....I am not a tough guy.......but surfers don't phase me.

    Hey Clemson, you like getting bit by mozzies? It feels good at first? Hey, whatever floats your boat. Ahh Clemson, another one who checked my profile page all of the time.......gave me a part compliment and touched it off with an insult. Ahhh South Carolina.........Hey man, don't drown at the Washout this summer, dude

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    You can't deny the sense of satisfaction you get scratching a good mosquito bite. I think you got my literary allusion but I'm sure it will do no good. Someone once told me that rainbows are so pretty and special because they only come around every once in a while. If we had rainbows all the time they'd be no more special than clouds.

    When I saw NSW I felt like I was seeing a double rainbow... what does this mean??? It was a good feeling for a while. Like hooking up with an ex-girlfriend but than you remember why you dumped her the next morning.

    I think I've said this before but Less is More.

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    Well ok, I didn't know how deep you are, Clemson......I dig it. Ha, see sometimes less isn't more. Some of you smart guys, especially down south don't talk enough. Stop hoarding your intellect and share.........MY GOD MAN THESE KIDS NEED ALL THE HELP THEY CAN GET !!!

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    i don't really care about any of this stuff, but is dirtymomma actually a porn dealer?

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    You guys make work and flat spells bearable. Thanks