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    Selling my 6'0 chemistry $300 Great condition.



    I'm trying to come up with some money before I go back to school so I want to get rid of this bad boy. The dimensions are 6'0" 18 5/8" 2 1/8"

    I'm in long branch monmouth county. Exit 105 parkway. PM me if anyone is interested, price is negotioable. Thank you
    Last edited by henryk; Aug 3, 2012 at 04:20 AM.

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    Bump of peace

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    Bump. Will sell for 250 ASAP
    Last edited by henryk; Aug 3, 2012 at 05:04 AM.

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    wtf is up with that pix

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    Quote Originally Posted by surftb15 View Post
    wtf is up with that pix
    What do you mean? Looks fine to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by zagaffer View Post
    that’s the problem, but you’re not the person you are trying to convince to shell out 150$ clams. cough, i mean 200$.


    I actually thought the exact same thing when i perused this thread this morning. You’re showing us 90 sq. Inches of deck, but not letting us see the rest of the board. Can’t see the fins where you ripped out a box, can’t see the massive gash you put in the deck on the reef, can’t see the missing 4” of nose that you broke off driving the thing into the sand, can’t see the tail which is all split to hell from trying to use the board as a pogo stick.

    The 90 sq. Inches of deck that you are showing is great though, looks real solid in that shadow. The view from outside what i assume is your apartment is nice too. Prop that bad boy up in a well lit corner of your apartment and start snapping some decent pics that focus on the board. Get a hot girl in a bikini to hold it for you if you have real game. Anyway you get my drift, just trying to be helpful. Sell the sizzle man.

    ~i hate killing time.

    Best. Post. Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaGaffer View Post
    Thatís the problem, but youíre not the person you are trying to convince to shell out 150$ clams. Cough, I mean 200$.


    I actually thought the exact same thing when I perused this thread this morning. Youíre showing us 90 sq. inches of deck, but not letting us see the rest of the board. Canít see the fins where you ripped out a box, canít see the massive gash you put in the deck on the reef, canít see the missing 4Ē of nose that you broke off driving the thing into the sand, canít see the tail which is all split to hell from trying to use the board as a pogo stick.

    The 90 sq. inches of deck that you are showing is great though, looks real solid in that shadow. The view from outside what I assume is your apartment is nice too. Prop that bad boy up in a well lit corner of your apartment and start snapping some decent pics that focus on the board. Get a hot girl in a bikini to hold it for you if you have real game. Anyway you get my drift, just trying to be helpful. Sell the sizzle man.

    ~I hate killing time.
    Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by henryk View Post
    Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
    "You knew me at school, and perhaps don't take me very seriously. That would be a mistake. You must understand this. When I come to her she will be safe, unharmed and free. Because I will come to her - and if she is not - I will destroy "her undying majesty" - melt what is left of your miserable island to slag - AND BOIL THE SEAS AROUND FOR THE NEXT THOUSAND YEARS! Do you understand?"

    "You.. You couldn't!"

    "Couldn't? Couldn't? I am Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, little man - and there is nothing I couldn't do, had I cause! And now... Now I have one! Do. You. Understand?

    "Yes!! OhGodYes! Yes, Master!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaGaffer View Post
    Just... Don't talk anymore. You're like the Dalai Lama of fck!ng retards.

    Oh no! He figured us out! We do just say the f-word and make jokes about video games.

    Il n'ya pas de quoi.
    Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
    Last edited by henryk; Aug 3, 2012 at 08:18 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by henryk View Post
    Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
    This is... I don't even. It's great. Gjdm hope it sells fast