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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by henryk View Post
    Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
    "You knew me at school, and perhaps don't take me very seriously. That would be a mistake. You must understand this. When I come to her she will be safe, unharmed and free. Because I will come to her - and if she is not - I will destroy "her undying majesty" - melt what is left of your miserable island to slag - AND BOIL THE SEAS AROUND FOR THE NEXT THOUSAND YEARS! Do you understand?"

    "You.. You couldn't!"

    "Couldn't? Couldn't? I am Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, little man - and there is nothing I couldn't do, had I cause! And now... Now I have one! Do. You. Understand?

    "Yes!! OhGodYes! Yes, Master!!"

  2. #12
    There you go. Taken 5 minutes ago

  3. #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by henryk View Post
    Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
    Just... Don't talk anymore. You're like the Dalai Lama of fck!ng retards.

    Oh no! He figured us out! We do just say the f-word and make jokes about video games.

    Il n'ya pas de quoi.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by zaGaffer View Post
    Just... Don't talk anymore. You're like the Dalai Lama of fck!ng retards.

    Oh no! He figured us out! We do just say the f-word and make jokes about video games.

    Il n'ya pas de quoi.
    Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
    Last edited by henryk; Aug 3, 2012 at 07:18 AM.

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    ill give ya 126 oysters

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    is this sold??
    Last edited by mOtion732; Aug 3, 2012 at 01:17 PM.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by mOtion732 View Post
    is this sold??
    Not yet bub

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by henryk View Post
    Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
    This is... I don't even. It's great. Gjdm hope it sells fast

  9. That Board Sucks

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by im way better than you View Post
    That Board Sucks
    You got a NSP? Those are super super good. Increase surfing by 15% atleast I heard