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    Excuses to leave work.

    I'm looking for some fresh excuses to use to leave work when the surf is good. What do you do?

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    work hahah

    Ambiguos sick symptoms ie bad headache, diareha, throwing up stuff that doesnt require a doctors note but will get you out. You could always say you have to take a family member to the doctor like I have to take Aunt Mildred to the dentist this afternoon because she can't drive after they gas her. You could go out to lunch and say your car is having problems and you have to take it to a mechanic right away and you cant make it back. If you have sick time and stuff you can use you can always say i have an important meeting with my lawyer or my bank and theyre only available for such and such time, it's better than going to the doctor cuz they might want a note. Or you could work with other surfers that understand or be self employed. The point is the work will always be there the surf will not so go surfing. Take a "mental health" day.

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    Using something that doesn't seem as obvious as a doctor's appointment is good. Like meeting the cable guy.

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    actually throw up. i have done it, throw up in ur trash can so others see. stick ur finger down ur throat then make a scene in the hallway, for extra proof maybe a little on urself lol, they have to send u home!

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    Wow you guys really have it down to an art..Reading that just made my day ill have to keep it in mind when i become a teacher..

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    Thumbs up I got it

    Quote Originally Posted by No.6rider View Post
    actually throw up. i have done it, throw up in ur trash can so others see. stick ur finger down ur throat then make a scene in the hallway, for extra proof maybe a little on urself lol, they have to send u home!
    Instead of making yourself throw up, get chips and water. Crunch them up in your mouth then put the water. then run the the trash can and barf it all out. It will work every time. and after you do it moan, alot. then act like you are about to do it again. After that when they say do you want to go home. Say no. Then keep working. Like 5 minutes after that get some more chips and some water and go and throw up again. now your definaly out of it. I am the king at it. O only put a little water and alot of chips, don't dilute it too much. HaHAHA, do it you won't

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    jimbo that could work but idk how real it would look or smell. has to have the scent. thats just as important as the look of it. lol it has to be a great swell to go for the actual throw up excuse. if its a great swell lasting a few days then u have the back up proof of saying it was food posioning!! anyways there r other excuses but none as bullet proof as the "real up-chuck"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo_robinson View Post
    Instead of making yourself throw up, get chips and water. Crunch them up in your mouth then put the water. then run the the trash can and barf it all out. It will work every time. and after you do it moan, alot. then act like you are about to do it again. After that when they say do you want to go home. Say no. Then keep working. Like 5 minutes after that get some more chips and some water and go and throw up again. now your definaly out of it. I am the king at it. O only put a little water and alot of chips, don't dilute it too much. HaHAHA, do it you won't



    this is genius

    but i bet milk or chocalate milk would work better.......or red gatorade

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    Quote Originally Posted by No.6rider View Post
    actually throw up. i have done it, throw up in ur trash can so others see. stick ur finger down ur throat then make a scene in the hallway, for extra proof maybe a little on urself lol, they have to send u home!

    hell yeah i have done that a few times....for added effect try to get your eyes all watery from vomiting. it makes you look like hell on earth. nothing wrong with making yourself throw up to get done early

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    see it does work!! tom good job i thought i was the only one who as actually gone through with it!!! lol