you should pack up your tow in boards and skis dude. it's going to be epic

you should pack up your tow in boards and skis dude. it's going to be epic
This has to be the most popular thread, it's reborn and reworded every week.
at the sound of the chipmunk coming down the path, oh trust me, you'll know.
I was supposed to get married on sunday but I just told that crusty b*tch to hit the road because of this swell. Oh boy I'm stoked yo. I'm about to pack up all of my boys into my new escalade on twenty fo's with all of our brand new al merics and this super fly new clothing that my mom just got me for back to school. WHen you are a big boy like me you can move inland and make trillions. I don't paddle out unless it's like DOH because of the drive. Maloha, f*cking surfers
It's already huge at my break, check it yo, DOH for sho DOH.jpg
Last edited by purpleheadedyogurtslinger; Aug 10, 2012 at 07:05 PM.
absolutely no wind right now monmouth county
I'm forecasting tall cold ones and provocatively dressed young ladies at the beach bar. Always a good fallback. But the surf will probably suck!
When someone start's off with "not trying to be a smart ass" a smart ass response is sure to follow