...when swellinfo doesn't even bother 'predicting' "chest high & green" on the 5 day out f'u'cast....

...when your buddies stop emailing you to talk about surfing...

...when you stop checking surfline, magic seaweed & every other forecast...

...when you feel cranky just getting up in the morning...

...when you look at the f'u'cast for Central America & turn around to take a swing at the wife...

...when you start wondering when is a good time to switch to cool water wax....in August....

...when you buy gear online that you already own in the hope that maybe this will bring waves...

...when you find yourself staring at your boards, wondering how the hell you got so many of them because they sit just sit there gathering dust...

(pile on, fellas)