If only I could....

[seldom seen]

If only I could
Make Leslie my bride
She puts wind in my sails
And waves by my side
While many a man
May steer clear of her path
For her's is no worse
Than any other woman's wrath


...sorry, that's what happens to me while staring at the wave cam from my office, on it like stink on s**t tomorrow!

[zaGaffer]

I just threw up in my mouth.

[seldom seen]

Hope ya had a tastey breakfast.

[zaGaffer]

Granola, greek yogurt, Tangerine Kush, Kona coffee and a dash of Maker's Mark. Breakfast of Champions ; )

[seldom seen]

I concur...at least you got that kush to keep the nausea at bay.

[zaGaffer]

Nam quid feci ego quidve sum locutus, cur me tot male perderes poetis?

For what have I done or what did I say, that you should burden me with so many bad poets?
eng.
- Gaius Catullus

[dlrouen]

Granola, greek yogurt, Tangerine Kush, Kona coffee and a dash of Maker's Mark. Breakfast of Champions ; )

Kudos on your breakfast selection.

[zaGaffer]

Here's some poetry that might pluck the ol heart strings:

There be none of Beauty's daughters
With a magic like Thee;
And like music on the waters
Is thy sweet voice to me:
When, as if its sound were causing
The charméd ocean's pausing,
The waves lie still and gleaming,
And the lull'd winds seem dreaming:
And the midnight moon is weaving
Her bright chain o'er the deep,
Whose breast is gently heaving
As an infant's asleep:
So the spirit bows before thee
To listen and adore thee;
With a full but soft emotion,
Like the swell of Summer's ocean.


~ George Gordon (Lord) Byron (1788-1824)

[seldom seen]

Yeah yeah that's a nice poem, I never claimed to be a poet and I wasn't trying to outdo Lord Byron...it's called breaking balls while sitting at work waiting for tomorrow to come. I'm sure I could find hundreds of nice nautical poems and post 'em here but in all reality I'm not a fan of prose of any kind so don't get your panties all in a bunch.

[zaGaffer]

I am a fan of poetry, it's gotten me into a bunch of panties.