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    Warning all surfers of earth!

    I recently received a transmission from a non earth celestrial body that you might be interested in. It reads as follows:

    Greetings earthlings! During the last cyclonic episode that occurred in the eastern quadrant of the liquid filled depression running north to south for approximately 20,000 quarsacks. I was picking up negative energy from several life forms that I encountered floating in the primordial soup you call an ocean. For my part I was doing just as I was taught back at home and slithered among the earthlings and attempted to take my fair share of the rhythmic pulses. All in all I behaved as I would on any starlit day on millenniatide (my home planet) and gave little thought to anything but my own enjoyment, which is my right correct? Well to make a long story short I was vibed. Because of this Vibing you must not attempt to visit millenniatide in the near future because you shall be vibed big time.

    Sorry I got out of character near the end but I was getting bored with my story, lol.

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    Don't feel bad. I made a post this week too that no one commented on.

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    Im gonna fly my long starship out to your planet and sit waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay outside. lol.

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    Ha ha I don't feel bad, just took a break from work and started typing. After I posted it I got second thought about wasting forum space and tried to delete it but couldn't figure out how to do it so here it sits, lol.

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    Mrfitz, extra long starships are for kroylocks (that's kook in earthly vernacular) lol.
    Last edited by Zippy; Sep 26, 2012 at 07:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy View Post
    Mrfitz, extra long starships are for kroylocks (that's kook in earthly vernacular) lol.
    Oh I forgot to mention its a foam top starship.

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    Ill be the one with the starlit sqimzarks on (inflatable safety devices) Sitting lightyears from the rocky surfaced landing zark........LLIIIGGHHHHHTTTT YYEEEAAARRRRSSSSSSSSS

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    So long and thanks for all the fish.

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    I'll still vibe all your kook, kroylock, 'umn'choyck..beeajjjj'urrk (couldn't figure out how to make an umlaut work), starship pansyarse fraking skin bags from my home break.

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    And if y'all think SUP's, wave jets, tow-ins and kayaks are bad..... wait 'till I drop in on you with my freaking Tardis!