I recently received a transmission from a non earth celestrial body that you might be interested in. It reads as follows:
Greetings earthlings! During the last cyclonic episode that occurred in the eastern quadrant of the liquid filled depression running north to south for approximately 20,000 quarsacks. I was picking up negative energy from several life forms that I encountered floating in the primordial soup you call an ocean. For my part I was doing just as I was taught back at home and slithered among the earthlings and attempted to take my fair share of the rhythmic pulses. All in all I behaved as I would on any starlit day on millenniatide (my home planet) and gave little thought to anything but my own enjoyment, which is my right correct? Well to make a long story short I was vibed. Because of this Vibing you must not attempt to visit millenniatide in the near future because you shall be vibed big time.
Sorry I got out of character near the end but I was getting bored with my story, lol.
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Thread: Warning all surfers of earth!
Warning all surfers of earth!
Don't feel bad. I made a post this week too that no one commented on.
Im gonna fly my long starship out to your planet and sit waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay outside. lol.
Ha ha I don't feel bad, just took a break from work and started typing. After I posted it I got second thought about wasting forum space and tried to delete it but couldn't figure out how to do it so here it sits, lol.
Mrfitz, extra long starships are for kroylocks (that's kook in earthly vernacular) lol.
Last edited by Zippy; Sep 26, 2012 at 07:27 PM.
Ill be the one with the starlit sqimzarks on (inflatable safety devices) Sitting lightyears from the rocky surfaced landing zark........LLIIIGGHHHHHTTTT YYEEEAAARRRRSSSSSSSSS
Sep 26, 2012, 08:30 PM #8
So long and thanks for all the fish.
requiescat in pace
Sep 26, 2012, 11:52 PM #9
I'll still vibe all your kook, kroylock, 'umn'choyck..beeajjjj'urrk (couldn't figure out how to make an umlaut work), starship pansyarse fraking skin bags from my home break.
Sep 26, 2012, 11:56 PM #10
And if y'all think SUP's, wave jets, tow-ins and kayaks are bad..... wait 'till I drop in on you with my freaking Tardis!