As many of you, my fellow Swellers are aware, the SouthJettyBill/LeeTheStud ticket will not achieve the majority of Electoral College votes necessary to win the Presidency in 2012. It is with great regret and a heavy heart that I deliver this news to you. We didn't campaign at all and instead spent our time surfing. It was a tough race, but we avoided it. I believe that candidates will be giving their concession speeches shortly.

SouthJettyBill/LeeTheStud 2016
Pitted, So Pitted Brah