There's this dude, his name is Al G. Rhythm. Every night, he flies all over the world updating datasets. Kind of like Santa. That's why when you wake up in the morning, the price of gas has changed, the national debt has grown and the swellinfo forecast has been updated. Instead of elves, he has Elvis to help him. Instead of a sley, he rides a vintage Noll "da Cat" signed by Mickie Dora and the Bull hisself. It's pulled by a team of acturarians.