This is exactly what this site has turned into with the recent rash of families taking their inexperienced teens on cruises and to all-inclusives.
I understand that folks who vacation like this do not want their kids out exploring--especially with those dirty locals. But come on... "looking for easy paddle out".... "OMG is that a REEF?"... "are there any breaks with easy channels to find?"... "Are there any good spots on (enter uber popular hoity toity sanitized vacation island for white people)?" JESUS CRISTO!!!!!!