News Flash: Roy Stewart gives up on board shaping and designs the worlds newest, latest, greatest bicycle!

Roy has discovered the way bikes were meant to be ridden. Only kooks, followers and the uninformed would waste their energy pedaling around the current bike designs. These brainwashed people around the world will soon awaken and realize they've been riding the most inefficient, useless design ever thought up. Only the informed class will fall in love with and embrace biking in its purest form.

MSRP: $450,000.00

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Oh wait, it was a new no slip bicycle seat he invented.