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  1. #1231
    Quote Originally Posted by MFitz73 View Post
    can we please stop "discussing" roy's boards? they don't justify 126Plus pages.... and I guess 115 pages are arguments about total nonsense.
    127 pages of this tread is a narcissistic monologue from Roy with a mosaic of hate from our most skilled haters.

  2. #1232
    Quote Originally Posted by leetymike808 View Post
    To be honest, im sorry, i mean UN-interestingly, my spell-check changed it on me and i didnt notice. You're a boring surfer roy, in my opinion. sorry, again.
    Spellchecker has better taste than you lol.

    Anyway there's nothing more boring than the usual bump and grind and/or board walking which we are usually subjected to... it's all in the subtlety and let me tell you it feels good.

  3. #1233
    Quote Originally Posted by MFitz73 View Post
    can we please stop "discussing" roy's boards? they don't justify 126Plus pages.... and I guess 115 pages are arguments about total nonsense.
    What's it to you?

  4. #1234
    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Stuart View Post
    Spellchecker has better taste than you lol.

    Anyway there's nothing more boring than the usual bump and grind and/or board walking which we are usually subjected to... it's all in the subtlety and let me tell you it feels good.
    Hahah thats pretty funny! I guess taste is relative.

    But why not make it look more fun?! Cause you almost look bored yourself up there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    Does the gnome, aka dad-da, pay you to post this drivel, chucka boo boo?

    Seriously, wtf do you know about Blake's boards? You're up there in your Maine wood shop


    Funny you say that, actually there's a bunch of people in Maine who consider thier works to be that of where Blake left off. I quote.

  6. #1236
    Quote Originally Posted by leetymike808 View Post
    Hahah thats pretty funny! I guess taste is relative.

    But why not make it look more fun?! Cause you almost look bored yourself up there.
    It's a zone, and no doubt sharks look bored too.

  7. #1237
    i dont know braddah roy, g dubs look like they be smilin!

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    C'mon, post the ENTIRE quote nazi-gnome.

    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Stuart View Post
    ..... one of the world's top longboarders ( from Santa cruz) commented on these designs recently that they
    "turn amazingly well for such a complete piece of heavy crap, this guy who shapes them is nuts but if you work really hard you might get one to turn from the sweet spot"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Stuart View Post
    In fact I have numerous excellent user reviews.

    Here's one on the 10' 'Makaha'

    " Yesterday was the day. Finally i got to test the board at oreti beach.. i turned up around 9 am and not a soul to be seen. Seeing as i only have a 8ft leash, the decision was made to not use a leggie, but i was a bit apprehensive seeing as i would be out there on my own (it's a long paddle out into the southern ocean) on an unfamiliar board.


    Then surf school turned up. I know the head guy and he immediately spotted the stick in my car and wanted to check it out, so i hauled her out and gasps abound from the kook crew. They were buzzing on the board and questions were being asked quicker than i could answer.

    The boss guy was impressed. he's also a pu longboard shaper and a well respected artist. he asked if he could have a go and i said 'of course, once i've had a few..it's the maiden voyage and the captain gets first cruise'.

    It has exceeded my expectations and i am fully stoked.

    I borrowed a 10 ft leash off the school(which turned out to be a blessing) and headed out. first thing i noticed was it's buoyancy. then i hopped on and started to paddle. it paddled so easy! i was skimming along with little effort and punching through the white water was a breeze.

    First wave came along and i lined myself up for it...a few quick effortless paddles and she took off down the face. shortboard habits let me down, i leaned into the bottom turn and the board kept going straight ahead.
    the next wave i nose dived. paddled back out and was met by two very inquisitive hector dolphins who spent the next hour hanging around me taking slow dives under the board and fully checking it out.

    next wave, ..a really clean right hander(natural for me) at about shoulder height...i lined myself up and paddled up to speed, the wave picked me up and as smooth as silk the board took off, i jumped to my feet, gently leaned into a bottom turn, easy as..and headed down the line. it was a fast and smooth exit from the bottom turn. i had found the sweet spot and was away roller coasting down the line, turning was effortless, bottom turns were effortless as was cut backs, generally the whole ride was just magic...i threw everything i knew about surfing out the window and just glided the next half a dozen waves at speed...laughing the whole time.

    One wave, a left, sectioned out in front of me, i held my balance and aimed for the clean wall and before i knew it i was on the open face again. this has never happened before on my 7'2", once a section closes it's impossible to gain enough speed to catch up with the wave at oreti..but not on the hollow 10 footer!

    I caught another 6 or so waves, cruising at speed and beating close out sections on the lefts, which on any other board i have ridden is near impossible at this place..actually, i have never beaten a section there and have never seen anyone else beat sections. i had one of the most fun filled surfs ever... fully stoked.


    I headed in , it was time for the boss guy to have a go and i was keen to get some feed back from a very competent longboard rider. this guy had no problem finding the sweet spot. he was all over the waves, cutbacks, trimming in style, switchfoot and beating sections once thought impossible.

    He caught about 6 waves and came in beaming and buzzing, "beautiful!.....this is a board that you don't need to ride..it takes you for a ride!
    ."throw all your ideas about surfing out the window...no need to walk this board...just stand in one spot and slightly lean toe to heal on the back foot and the board does the rest"
    Later on he came around to my home for a couple of hrs and marveled at it's beauty. he shapes pu longboards, lives at riverton and is also a respected artist in southland...quite the character. We yarned , and being the open minded man he is, he understood and appreciated it's design.

    In the last 30 yrs i have ridden all sorts of boards from 5'4" channeled 80's thrusters to the occasional mal ride....this board by far is the most fun so far and easy...a different way to surf and an absolute pleasure.

    Roy, i can't express how happy i am with this board.

    Thank you so much for your insight and inspiration.

    Peace to you."

    RB Invercargill
    These 'people' aren't actually real, they're figments of a nazi-gnome's delusional grandeur.

    Post the video of Randy Rarick's reveiew of the nazi-gnome plank.
    Last edited by yankee; Jul 6, 2014 at 10:09 PM.

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    Even better - don't post the Rarick review again, don't argue with Roy about the Rarick review again, when he posts "reviews" that you think are fake, give them the amount of attention you think they deserve, and give this thread a chance to fade into oblivion. Just because something is the most annoying thing imaginable doesn't mean it HAS to be page one news month after month. sorry - rant over.