So Roy's board has never been used at pipe or belmar nj.
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Apr 2, 2014, 10:23 PM #972
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Apr 3, 2014, 01:49 AM #976
So I was drivin my awesoem whip to Bmar to meet this cat name Roy to ride his big @ss longboard. Now normally I don't ride thos old man kook sticks but I had to show da peeps it could be shredded! Since homeboy Roy is bangin mad duckets with these high dolla yachtses it's only fitin The Shred ride the most costliest stick hes can find. SO I paddle out at makin Bmar, 24 ft and Shred worthy. I take a 12 ft airdrop snap dat bling bling board like a strippas G string (holla biatches!) But since I'm so frekin sweet I grab a three foot piece of dat busted a$$ board get sooooo pitted, bust a sick cutback throwin spray on all those Bennys in da lineup wit they jaws dropped and shot the pier like only I can do. Kick out on the sand and bang 12 hindus.
NEEDLESS I SAY MORE?
And to all you punk @ss fools my auto spelling is cause my iPhone 34S keeps scrwin up my wrds.
Apr 3, 2014, 05:46 AM #977Senior Member
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Apr 3, 2014, 06:21 AM #978
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Apr 3, 2014, 10:44 AM #979
Apr 3, 2014, 11:21 AM #980
I left my clown hat at home today, does that mean I can't have any fun here in gnomeville?
The rumor that the shredmachine is making a comeback, just to test drive the plank, is enough to make anyone jump & down with joy. Carter's got it all sussed out & ready for The Big Day.