You need this:
The Buckeye Powered Parachute is now the fastest growing aircraft in the world today.
Why...
1. You do not need a pilot's license!
2. So Easy to fly, that a child can do it! (There are only 3 flight controls.)
3. Incredibly safe. You can't roll, stall, loop or dive when you operate this machine properly. In fact, even if the engine ever quits, you simply glide back to the ground in safety!
4. Preparation for each flight takes less than 10 minutes!
5. When the flight is over, simply pack up the parachute... no long tedious hours spent putting everything away!
6. With it's convenient size, it can be stored in the corner of your garage!
7. It is capable of reaching altitudes of 10,000 feet! (You can see everything from up there!)
8. Flight speed of 34 mph allows you to get where you're going quickly.
9. Incredibly fuel efficient! In fact, the Buckeye is among the most fuel efficient flying machines on the planet, which makes it very cheap to operate.
10. You can trailer the Buckeye... making it easy to take on vacations or anywhere else you want to go.
I'm sure they'll trade it for a broken fin from one of Roy Stewart's boards. Or maybe a leash plug.
