Is Nicaragua Safe as Walking Down My Gated Neighborhood Street

[brewengineer]

All these threads dealing with Nica and banditos is starting to get in my head! Friday AM I was out for some leftovers in OCNJ. Offshore winds and snow falling make visibility difficult to say the least. After one less-than-memorable ride, the wind blew my board back and it konged me over the head. When I cleared the cob webs, I noticed a silhouetted figure on the beach staring at me. He was wearing a sombrero and it looked like he had a roll of duct tape in one hand and a machete in the other! I was gripped in fear! What if he stands there all day and I end up a frozen block of ice that some anthropologist finds 1000s of years from now trapped in an ice flow???
I shook my head again, and all I saw was an old lady bundled up walking her dog. Damn you ErocK!

It was Mantequilla

[leethestud]

Yeah I want to go but I don;t want any trouble or anything... I'm considering bringing like $20k in camera equipment because me and my bro's from pennsylvania are going pro. Also, I dress like a city thug, am draped in jewelry, and don't speak a lick of spanish, I should be fine, right? Will I have any trouble finding drugs? Anyone know of any secret spots? but no snakes, I hate snakes. I hear they have corona's down there. Can't wait to do some corona bombs. thx bro's

[surf-rider]

You'll be fine in Nica as long as you use common sense, avoid Managua and avoid Bandito infested camps like Green Surf.

[seldom seen]

You'll be fine in Nica as long as you use common sense, avoid Managua and avoid Bandito infested camps like Green Surf.

Really dude?

[Blackfish]

All this talk is scaring of Nica is scaring me, I was gonna book my flight today, but I've decided to go to Syria instead where at least I can walk down the street.

[Koki Barrels]

can't be as dangerous as this spot....

"yo, if anybody's got mini-mal and a wetsuit i can borrow, I'd like to go test out Mavericks"

http://www.break.com/index/the-most-...-today-2412756

"Dude, that guy was kooked out, he's beyond haole"...

[Doug]

can't be as dangerous as this spot....

"yo, if anybody's got mini-mal and a wetsuit i can borrow, I'd like to go test out Mavericks"

http://www.break.com/index/the-most-...-today-2412756

"Dude, that guy was kooked out, he's beyond haole"...

Wow, the "Hatchet Master of Dog Town" lives! Good thing, or there would have been bodies everywhere. I wonder if he does any drugs?

[Koki Barrels]

"Smash, Smash...S-mash!"

[fl.surfdog]

All this talk is scaring of Nica is scaring me, I was gonna book my flight today, but I've decided to go to Syria instead where at least I can walk down the street.

Quote Of The Night
Oh sh!t, thats funny stuff.....lmao

[Brode]

Pack a Machete