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  1. #1

    Help a Brother out!

    So I want to get a new stick. I was thinking about a Roy Stuart. I recently heard they are the best... But I'm $568,450 short. Can someone lend it to me? I have almost $450 now and I don't make too much dough. So I don't think I'll ever save another half a mil.

    Thanks in advance! I can't wait!

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    I'm with you bro!

    I've always wanted my surfing to resemble a turd affixed to an oversized paint stirring stick sliding down a toilet bowl!

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    you guys are gonna have to back that up with NASA backed physics and a total disreguard of performance and economics.

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    Nope... I just need to be told it's the best board ever in a witty and slightly obnoxious way.

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    I want videos of you doing the R. Stuart potty stance. Chicks dig it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erock View Post
    I'm with you bro!

    I've always wanted my surfing to resemble a turd affixed to an oversized paint stirring stick sliding down a toilet bowl!
    Yeah, that definitely looks pretty stylish.

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    I just got an orange suit and white helmet, so I'm on my way to being a ripper!

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    Sell a pallet load of deer antler spray to pro athletes & you'll have that $500k toboggan in no time flat.

    (with props to poster 'damook' for the toboggan description)

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    Quote Originally Posted by nynj View Post
    I just got an orange suit and white helmet, so I'm on my way to being a ripper!
    Nice. You should know that is how real surfers dress. And when you finally fix your stance, you will finally know how to surf like a pro.

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    here's how you can raise the money, go around your neighborhood and knock on all the doors of the senior citizens (make sure theyre dudes) offering 5 dollar 5 knuckle shuffles.

    make sure to charge extra for the reach around