So I want to get a new stick. I was thinking about a Roy Stuart. I recently heard they are the best... But I'm $568,450 short. Can someone lend it to me? I have almost $450 now and I don't make too much dough. So I don't think I'll ever save another half a mil.
Thanks in advance! I can't wait!
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Thread: Help a Brother out!
Feb 11, 2013, 11:55 PM #1
Help a Brother out!
Feb 12, 2013, 01:03 PM #2
I'm with you bro!
I've always wanted my surfing to resemble a turd affixed to an oversized paint stirring stick sliding down a toilet bowl!
you guys are gonna have to back that up with NASA backed physics and a total disreguard of performance and economics.
Feb 12, 2013, 07:41 PM #4
Nope... I just need to be told it's the best board ever in a witty and slightly obnoxious way.
Feb 12, 2013, 09:55 PM #5
I want videos of you doing the R. Stuart potty stance. Chicks dig it.
Feb 12, 2013, 10:11 PM #6
- Join Date
- Oct 2011
- Ocean County NJ
Feb 12, 2013, 10:47 PM #7
I just got an orange suit and white helmet, so I'm on my way to being a ripper!
Feb 12, 2013, 11:54 PM #8
Sell a pallet load of deer antler spray to pro athletes & you'll have that $500k toboggan in no time flat.
(with props to poster 'damook' for the toboggan description)
Feb 13, 2013, 01:22 AM #9
Feb 13, 2013, 04:38 AM #10Senior Member
- Join Date
- Feb 2010
here's how you can raise the money, go around your neighborhood and knock on all the doors of the senior citizens (make sure theyre dudes) offering 5 dollar 5 knuckle shuffles.
make sure to charge extra for the reach around