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  1. #1
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    Is the East Coast as safe as the West Cosat?

    Help me out here...recently traveled to Hunington Beach with NJ tags and went for a killer surf session. Got out of the water and holly F*&^%...tires slashed, windows broke, freinds were duct tape and tied up in the back seat...felt like I was in Nica........help a brother out...WTHF!!!!

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    What's a "West Cosat"? Is that some kind of fishing rod or something? Maybe sunglasses?

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    West Cosat = West Coast
    Hunington Beach = Huntingdon Beach
    freinds = friends

    I can understand your English perfectly but are you serious about what happened or are you joking? Were your friends really tied up with duct tape? Did you snake someone off a wave or were you pretty much abiding by the rules of surfing - as in who has the peak, who's the better surfer, etc.. If you're a good surfer, then noone should complain about you (unless they were jealous that you're too good). Did you drive all the way across to California? If you didn't trouble any surfers (like a beginner's mistake drop-in or something), then you should
    be angry as hell and you should get even by finding out who it was, and making them pay for the damage. But did they really "kidnap" your friends? If so, it's the penitentiary if they get caught. I've surfed in California but I always rented a car when I got there so it made it hard to find me in all the CA plates around me. So I could pretty much snake at will. But jesus, your friends? I gotta here more about this story so I know what to do. If you didn't kook it up out there and did a good job, then you've got reason to be ticked off.

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    Sorry, I'm a bit confused (as always)

    Did you rent a car and it had NJ plates or did you drive the car out there?

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    The cops probably "smelled weed" and started going crazy on everybody.

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    Huntingdon Beach is pretty much slow. You can go into a bar and snake another surfer's chick right off the barstool. As long as you're not a beginner-kook and you surf the right way - you're good to go.

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    great post, and the idiot's comments after it have made it a solid gold thread. i once saw dog eat a baby, but it still wasn't as bad as what I saw in Nica....

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    You made out good imo.... Last time I was there, with FL plates, I lost a testicle and my color vision. I think the color vision went away after I paddled through some poop though, so that's not relevant to your situation. But good for you!

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    Damn when I was there I got rapped by a chihuahua and had to walk back to NC naked.

  10. #10
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    weeeellllll

    Quote Originally Posted by imperial View Post
    Help me out here...recently traveled to Hunington Beach with NJ tags and went for a killer surf session. Got out of the water and holly F*&^%...tires slashed, windows broke, freinds were duct tape and tied up in the back seat...felt like I was in Nica........help a brother out...WTHF!!!!
    to begin with, your tires were over-inflated and we like em low and slow out here. and yer friends were into bondage and we was just obliging. we fully support alternative lifestyles on the left coast. finally, we'd break a window if yer DOG was left in the car, let alone yer kinky friends. we don't want no heat stroke in the parking lot.

    as for the weed comment, dog, if you don't have a "med use" card by now, the cops beat you for being lazy.

    and surfer, they just posted a "FOUND left nut near near river outlet" on surfline. might be yours.

    carter, i'm glad you didn't get RAPED by a chihuahua, as that would be traumatizing...

    finally, folks...really..huntington beach, named after the guy who brought us desert dwellers water, however sketchy and potentially extralegal the deal was.

    now. y'all come back now, y'hear?
    Last edited by spongedude; Feb 4, 2013 at 09:24 AM. Reason: too baked to type