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    First Time To Nicaragua Questions

    Is it safe???

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    No!!! We need to call Jesse Ventura in on this!!!!

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    Not on days ending with the letter y

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    Yes it's very safe. Just use common (travel) sense

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    Or was this thread meant to be a joke haha

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    It's all good until the 17 y/o banditos steal your iPad and wallet, then you are forced to pimp yourself out to Lauren Ginsberg for bus fare.

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    No!!! I heard Mary Lee is heading there

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    Quote Originally Posted by cgrizzard View Post
    Or was this thread meant to be a joke haha
    I'm allergic to bandits, they give me sores "down there."

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    Is it worse than reef rash? It has to be bad if its "down there"!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fl.surfdog View Post
    Is it worse than reef rash? It has to be bad if its "down there"!!
    Man, it's kinda like what happens when you hump fire coral. Maybe it's the duct tape they use or the fact that they obviously never clean their machetes.

    Regardless, after reading all the threads I'm really really scared. What happens if Nicaragua wants to come meet me at MY break? I'm never leaving the house again.