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  1. #211
    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    Impacting your mom with Pen!s was not directed to Wayne's mom, just a joke on his signature line.
    The post about borrowing a board was meant to underscore that even if I did not push atheist beliefs (hence the being nice) would he still let an atheist borrow a board if I was closed to his religion. This is the crux of everyone's issue with Wayne, it's not "FREE" surfboards when the price tag is religion! The two comments were posted days apart and not related.
    rcarter, that was forum gold, brother!

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    Holy crap I found Wayne's van!

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    this might be a little off subject but i see your name is dawnpatrol SUP? SUP MEANING STAND UP PADDLE BOARD? that **** is a joke. which means that your prob a joke as well. quit bashing people for what they believe in and worry about yourself. maybe your just butthurt because the dude actually surfs and not a paddleweiner. whats crazy is that you actually think your a surfer but your body doesnt even touch the water lol i just wanna know how you fit that paddleboat on top of your prius. before you start doggin on someone else look at yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    Holy crap I found Wayne's van!

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    And this, my friend, is forum platinum!

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    Shut up d-weed...

    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    Not!
    The kids just want the free boards, clown, they didn't know about the caveats that include pedophiles & freaky priests.
    At least someone is attempting to do something for others unlike yourself...Just because you're a soul-less nerd don't harass this guy..

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    Quote Originally Posted by burritoman View Post
    I hope I'm around when science completely disproves all religion.
    What a wonderful society we will have then.

    It is only a matter of time before the idea of "god" becomes irrelevant.
    I hope science also proves that liberal ass-hats have self-anointed themselves all
    knowing in turn irrelevant. I'm not a religious person but I hate a-holes like you that
    have nothing better to do then prove how negative your view point is and try to
    beat down others w/ vitriol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    Do us all a favor, sport coat, & don't dedicate, er dessicate, yet another thread just for me. Jesus h christ this is getting a bit boring....

    Take yourself over to the hate thread dedicated to me by clemmy the chromium hayzeus freak. Once there, you may post & post & post to your lil' slobbering mind's content, thus joining the merry band of trolls devoted to my fantastical swellinfo vapor existence.

    And remember, gomer: the court order says that you can't take your 'White Van' within 500 yards of schools.
    If you couldn't take the heat you shouldn't have accused this guy of pandering to pedophiles. Next time keep your mouth closed.

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    hey f-d up not christian or needing a muzzle sonfollower kook-you can't save or get anyone saved,especially with your hateful words and attitude.shut up and get lost.

    However, there is more historical evidence of Jesus and his life on this earth than there is that George Washington existed.

    We also have consciences and thoughts about life after this,so instead of letting this a-hole be the spokesperson for one faith, consider that he won't change at this point unless God actually does convert him into a loving,giving person,no strings attached.

    I believe,and at this point I feel like sonfollower needs a muzzle,and needs to be considered anything but a follower of Jesus.

    Let's shut him down and look at this potential swell speeding our way,brothers in surf.

    the guy makes me ill.

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    You've said a few times that you just want to save kids. Who says they need to be saved? What are you saving them from?
    And why is it that all you guys had a troubled past. Everyone that tries to preach to me tells me how they were sucking d--k for crack before they found Jesus... I am happy you turned your life around I know you want to help others... But why don't you walk through the ghetto and to pull a needle out of a junkies arm. They may actually need saving.
    But the kids at the beach looking to surf DO NOT need to be saved.

    Quote Originally Posted by sonfollowerssurf View Post
    Do not have time to sit and stair at screen and reply to every response. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I can tell you this, whether I am at the grocery store or at the beach, there is one thing on my mind and that is to tell someone how to be saved. You guys can sit and rant about how I am enticing kids. I am a father of seven kids, yes they are all mine with the same woman. I am not a catholic, lutheran, methodist, or any of them denominations. I am a follower of JESUS. I collect surfboards and other surf accessories from complete strangers and tell them my story. Trust me when I say this it is 43 years of story. At one time in my life I was a mess. If you ever want to hear about this ministry I will travel and speak to one or a large group of people and I will bring the family. I am not a troll looking for attention. I am not getting rich doing this. I will not peddle Jesus for a profit. I have one motive and that is for people to get saved. I could go on and on, any questions call me. Gotta go sunrise surf session with kids, then FREE SURF CAMP at 8am. Man you guys and girls are tough.

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    I hope you have their parents sign a release form that protects you from lawsuits after they crack their head open with their new free surfboard.