Big Pipe swell and many rippers getting after it.... Im curious though... wouldnt the most expensive and best board in the world be used during surf like this???
I mean, no one, not one person has a board that looks anything like those million dollar wonder sticks... I guess its just another case of herd mentality and a universal lack of understanding of what kind of board works best...
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Thread: Big Pipe Swell... No Roy Boards?
Big Pipe Swell... No Roy Boards?
Feb 13, 2013, 06:53 PM #2Senior Member
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Feb 13, 2013, 08:57 PM #4
Roy has surfed with his board, and looks like crap while doing so. Honestly, if he actually has been surfing for 30 years (or whatever he claims), he should be ashamed of his style.
Feb 14, 2013, 03:56 AM #5
You all are a bunch of fools. Roy's boards don't go to measly-ass Pipe because Pipe is the result of a failed post-modern, clay-footed(whatever the frak that's supposed to mean), inefficient and far inferior construct some lame-brained fools choose to call "high performance surfing." He's so advanced his fins warp to the optimum efficiency ratios on their own through the transcendental and possibly even transdermal effects of using plastic knives to hone his joints before he dumps a 55 gallon drum of resin in them to fill the gaps.... you know, it laminates with superior strength that way.
Feb 14, 2013, 04:04 AM #6
I heard his boards work by folding time and space and creating a transdimentional portal through the wave. His designs have found a way to divide by zero.
Feb 14, 2013, 04:52 AM #7
Feb 14, 2013, 01:43 PM #8
under roy's board, water is compressible.
Feb 14, 2013, 03:57 PM #9
They are all Roy's boards. They just don't realize it
Feb 14, 2013, 04:09 PM #10