thats why you got to travel boss. get in your bmw and take your 39 year old ass to the airport...
Fitz I tolds you once, I got longboards I never ride for your Sandy ass to kook out on. We'll go hunt us a Tudor. Henry the 8th stylie. I done rolled with some of them Gracie grandsons, anybody who got their ass kicked by them old Hawaiian boys can give two chumps like us a run for our money. We'll go to Big Rock, I hit him high, you hit him low. We can get a vid of us gettin our asses kicked by King Emo on YouTube. I bet we can get a web redemption on Tosh .0. Ol Kai got on Jimmy Kimmel, in the words of Moon Zombie, "go to California."
I have not surfed since october 20th.... try that on for size.
There have been a couple swells since then, and I'm guessing if your not surfing you don't want us surfing either. Why keep comenting on swells you won't even surf jinxmaster? Please please please please please please please please please stop f*cking us out of waves before they even get here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry you you haven't surfed but WTF!!! You need some gear or what? Maybe I can help.