You should look for a used Coil and see what you can come up with. I hear from those who own them they are nearly indestructible, although no board will last forever, these things take a beating like no other and perform at the highest level. I'm picking up a custom real soon, hopefully less than a month.
Are you a saleman for Coil? This reminds me of Matt's Hyperflex suggestions. The forum isn't the same without Matt. You guys could open up a surfshop and just sell Coils and Hyperflex wetsuits.