I know I'm not the only one who has heard the dumbest things come out of people's mouths. Whatcha got? One summer night I was standing next to a dad thinking he's helping his kids by telling them that the water gets warmer at night time, and that surfers only go out when its rough. The other night, somebody told me they like longer leashes than normal because they don't want to drag their board on the water when they fall off , and then they took back the phrase "fall off" and replaced it with "wipe out" to make it clearly more authentic.