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  1. #31
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    "Good afternoon, this is John at Allstate."
    "Hi John. I was hoping to get a quote from you."
    "Outstanding. How can I help you?"
    "I've just recently purchased a five hundred thousand dollar, hollow, balsa wood surfboard, created by the real life travelocity gnome who happens to be from New Zealand. I'd like to have it insured."
    "Wow. Well. I, um. Jeesh. I have to tell you, I was totally unprepared for that. You say this surfboard cost you how much?"

  2. #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manisses View Post
    "I've just recently purchased a five hundred thousand dollar, hollow, balsa wood surfboard, created by the real life travelocity gnome who happens to be from New Zealand."
    I think this is the funniest thing I have read in years! Bravo Manisses!

  3. #33
    If anyone is trolling it's you Yankee.

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    Last edited by Roy Stuart; Mar 15, 2013 at 04:15 AM.

  4. #34
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    Roy, you just quoted yourself and then told yourself you are trolling. That is all I have to write at the moment.

  5. #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Stuart View Post
    Over the past 20 years I've broken two, and one of those was an extremely light hollow balsa board.

    The board has survived four years of hard use including some sessions in pretty big waves. It's just one of those things.

    If you buy a Porsche and prang it, then the manufacturer won't replace the car, though an insurance company might.
    A Porsche has a warranty. As does a house and many other new things that could cost a lot of money. Unfortunately, shoddy craftsmanship in high dollar surfboards seems to be a buyer beware situation.
    Last edited by brewengineer; Mar 15, 2013 at 10:58 AM.

  6. #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Stuart View Post

    Anyone who says that this has 'ended it' doesn't know me.
    Yeah, we understand that you are an epic troll and will probably never go away. I don't even believe you are real.

  7. #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    I think this is the funniest thing I have read in years! Bravo Manisses!
    +1 .... that was really good stuff on the part of Manisses

  8. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Manisses View Post
    "I've just recently purchased a five hundred thousand dollar, hollow, balsa wood surfboard, created by the real life travelocity gnome who happens to be from New Zealand.""
    hahahaha... its funny cause its true!!

  9. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by brewengineer View Post

    A Porsche has a warranty.
    Not against crashes.

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  10. #40
    Quote Originally Posted by brewengineer View Post

    . I don't even believe you are real.
    .. then you are in serious 'denial'.

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