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  1. #11
    True dat.... I heard Obama threatened to Fizpedo N. Korea. They have since backjed down and removed their missle from the coast... Good job

  2. #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by krl0919 View Post
    I have sex with my girlfriend. I also have sex with my surfboard. Maybe I should rub wax all over my girlfriend?
    As long as it's Sex Wax...

  3. #13
    I was at the 7/11 at whalebone junction when a goober came out with a bar of sex wax. he was waving at his heffer sow wife saying. "lookit honey, we're in for a good time tonite. yessir" He prolly knew what it was for so he'd rubbed it on her fat back so she wouldn't buck him off.

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    ^^^Classy!!!^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrolSUP View Post
    Sometimes I sit on my surfboard... I sit on my toilet too. Maybe I should put a roll of toilet paper in the front and nudie mag on the back
    I have a rearfacing go pro cam on my toilet. I poop like a hero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MFitz73 View Post
    Hey guys, I see that its now a free for all. after weeks of nonsense posts showing up and culminating in the fins on the front of a surfboard... I had a thought.... how about wheels on a surfboard? I mean think about it. skateboards are things we stand on. we stand on surfboards... why not put wheels on surfboards?
    It may just be that Roy is working on this very item for his $ 3mln board that's rumored to be coming out of the skunkworks.

  7. #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by krl0919 View Post
    I have sex with my girlfriend. I also have sex with my surfboard. Maybe I should rub wax all over my girlfriend?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this guy cracks me up hahaha props man

  8. #18
    This thread is Frickin' hilarious! Thanks guys for the laughs!