LOGIN | REGISTER

Page 1 of 9 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 83
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Stayin' Classy in San Diego
    Posts
    1,995

    Best Post Surf Drink

    Since the temperance movement is trying to get body boarders to stand on two feet, which if you’ve walked in flippers seems an odd task to me, perhaps this is the place to ask:

    What's the best post surf drink?

    So many to choose from, but one stands out from the rest and in my mind’s eye its blue bottle conjures up images of Cabo and the Pacific waters that match its color.

    Tequila Corralejo Reposado.
    Lick the salt off your lady's still wet bod, suck a lime and slam a shot.

    Goes down smooth, follow it up with an ice cold Mexican beer with a lime floating in the bottle. Warms you to the core and sends a shiver down your spine. Oh tequila's gotten me in trouble before, but as a dog returneth to its own vomit I go back for more.

    Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws, but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila has probably betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpian honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of the Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate.
    ~Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker
    Last edited by zaGaffer; Apr 18, 2013 at 05:54 PM.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    In a state of flux
    Posts
    3,210
    mango juice and ron centenario

    for non-booze, orange sunkist. i don't like soda but this is awesome right out of the water.

  3. #3
    Flaming Dr. Pepper chased down with a cool Sierra Nevada.

  4. #4
    4 loco. Watermelon
    Red bull and tequila.
    Come hard or don't come at all

  5. #5
    Studweiser. And if we're talking tequila, how bout some Don Julio Reposado!

  6. #6
    I don't always bench press after I surf... but when I do, I prefer to press 450lbs...

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    Carolina Beach
    Posts
    502
    Gin and Tonic. 3 shots Gordon's a splash of diet tonic, and a twist of lime. Simple and refreshing. My sons are tequila men. I've drank my fair share and feel as if I might have done a short stint as a buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins after finishing off a bottle. Tequila is pretty much a special occasions drink for me at this stage of my liver... I mean life...

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    MD - VA
    Posts
    3,373
    Quote Originally Posted by MFitz73 View Post
    I don't always bench press after I surf... but when I do, I prefer to press 450lbs...

    baahahahahaha.... because he is the most interesting pier shotter in the world....

  9. #9
    gatorade or any kind of beer that is cold.....

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Your Mom's Vag
    Posts
    1,872
    Quote Originally Posted by MFitz73 View Post
    I don't always bench press after I surf... but when I do, I prefer to press 450lbs...
    Damn it now I got soda all over my screen and desk that made me laugh soooo freaking hard.

    As for the question at hand I'm rather boring..... Water!