You are full of sh&t and have made, along with others here dozens of personal attacks.
The only reason I'm here is because ZaGaffer posted that my boards are the 'lamest surf products'.
Funny how it's all good when Steve has a go at it though...
Au contraire, you narcissistic-case-study historical-revisionist freak, anything that Brew ever posted was nothin' but the truth.
And your kindling masquerading as surfboard IS lame, as ZGaff stated, unless of course someone has some lighter fluid & a Zippo, in which case at least people on the beach can warm their toes.
As for the guy in the Carolina woods who has decided to imprint upon you like a gosling does a goose, in the form of making his own 'Roy Stuart Creations' (gack!), dude, quit while you're sort of ahead. Before the men in the white suits & the orange crash helmets appear at your door with an injunction & a straitjacket.