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  1. #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by brewengineer View Post
    I also wonder what happened to him. He appeared out of nowhere, posted of his crazy build on multiple surf forums, then disappeared without actually showing himself riding it. I tried to be open minded about this, but now it seems suspicious. I think our site owner could tell you for sure if Steve's IP was based out of SC (or even the USA). Kinda sad. I was hoping we had a decent wooden board builder here in the low country.

    Woulda been nice, agreed. Unfortunately, the entire project may have been Photoshpped by The Techno Gnome.

    I have this unshakeable image of The Gnome, dressed in an orange jumpsuit, sitting in a basement somewhere, fast food wrappers strewn about next to the remains of his mystery protein shake, little bits of filet o' fish stuck in his Methusalah-like facial covering, shrieking maniacally as he pounds away on his sticky keyboard, posting increasing amounts of drivel on the various surfing forums, reaching out to more people than he ever could have reached in pre-Internet days, and then waiting until dusk to make his forays out into the open.
    Last edited by yankee; May 16, 2013 at 12:34 PM.

  2. #142
    If nothing else Roy has ignited passion deep inside you, yankee. He has emboldened your spirit. Your literary prowess shines so brightly with your new muse stimulating you that it's become uncontainable. It's bursting out from within you, a geyser erupting against the pressure of the world around it. Sure roy is hypocritically self righteous and delusional, but just let me bask in the glory of your words and phrases. If roy is a giant smelly turd, you're a compost pile. Taking the trash of the world and turning it into the most precious gift of all, laughter.

  3. #143
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    You are in stellar form, Yank!

    Brew: I had no idea Steve was posting on multiple forums. Haven't looked at Sway's in a while, I assume that's one of the other forums.... mind outing him?

  4. #144
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    Quote Originally Posted by northendcanyon View Post
    If nothing else Roy has ignited passion deep inside you, yankee. He has emboldened your spirit. Your literary prowess shines so brightly with your new muse stimulating you that it's become uncontainable. It's bursting out from within you, a geyser erupting against the pressure of the world around it. Sure roy is hypocritically self righteous and delusional, but just let me bask in the glory of your words and phrases. If roy is a giant smelly turd, you're a compost pile. Taking the trash of the world and turning it into the most precious gift of all, laughter.
    Well said...when life gives ya lemons.

  5. #145
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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee
    a certain stealthy self-promoting asylum escapee Gnome from Hobbitland.


    This made me laugh my ass off!
    Last edited by rcarter; May 16, 2013 at 01:32 PM.

  6. #146
    You people are pathetic, and should apologise to Steve immediately.

  7. #147
    I find myself more apathetic to be quite honest. You're simply the medium upon which we are witnessing the master work.

  8. #148
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    Steve, we can put this to bed with a click. I can drive out to N. Chas snap a pic and be done with it.

  9. #149
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemsonSurf View Post
    Steve, we can put this to bed with a click. I can drive out to N. Chas snap a pic and be done with it.
    Seems reasonable to me...

  10. #150
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erock View Post
    You are in stellar form, Yank!

    Brew: I had no idea Steve was posting on multiple forums. Haven't looked at Sway's in a while, I assume that's one of the other forums.... mind outing him?
    http://www.swaylocks.com/forums/has-...rt-style-board
    http://www.swaylocks.com/forums/cust...south-carolina

    Very interesting situation.