I want to announce to those who don't know. The internet forums is the place to be funny since most of America is in a state of sensitive, whinny uptightness. This is why awesomeness exists on this virtual surf site.
1. This forum is the most convoluted f*cked up study of the techno-social behavior of young and middle aged thrill seeking males. Nothing in here can be explained or fully understood. Just go with it.
2. Our new zen coach Roy Stuart
3. Inspiration from the 23 footers and other extreme feats of mr. NJshredmachine
Side note, I have recently realized that the inside of one of my wetsuits is completely orange, so, watch out Roy.